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As a mental health clinician, holy shit is this accurate.

Hands down my favorite part of Night At The Museum is that it’s low key the plot of The Mummy (1999) but like, chill.

Like Rami Malek’s character isn’t like a mannequin come to life like the rest of them. He’s 100% a 3000 year old reanimated corpse. And everyone’s just fine with it.

He could just take the tablet and fully walk out of the museum and just live his life but he’s a bro and would rather be a glorified docent.

remember the flower crown trend????? it was good bring it back

Not with the Ted Bundy film closing in

“What are you into?” Is such a broad question, Like do I reply with a tv series or choking….

my parents didn’t raise me to order something expensive when someone else is paying

reblog if you too are scared to drink anything but water when someone takes you out to eat

lgbt stands for let’s go to bed

they say depressed people arent productive well i just doubled the size of my minecraft farm so hows this dick taste fuckers

Do you ever find things you wrote when you were little and just really want to die a little?

11 year old you is a fucking genius 

Some of you actually stood up and recited the pledge of allegiance in school and it shows

i stand but i don’t face the flag nor do i recite

(Quietly, but with a lot of feeling) holy s h I t

If you pay attention to the ads in Time Square, you learn that John Mulaney exists in Miles’ universe. Meaning that once he got over the initial shock of there being a Spiderham, Miles was concerned with the fact that Spiderham sounded like John Mulaney.

Plus his name was Henry and he called himself Indiana after their dog that he loved, so could even be Henrietta Jones and still call herself Indiana and NOTHING NEED CHANGE AT ALL. 

I’m a woman and my last name is Jones?? What the literal fuck

Your name is Jonesette now I’m sorry.

what does this say