Corvus' shenanigans

I just think we all deserve massive home libraries and a couple swords, as a treat

my love language is the same as a crow. if you’re nice to me i’ll bring you useless little trinkets from my travels that made me think of you

rocky's crew dying from radiation exposure, something humans go to great lengths to prevent and are very scared of and grace's crew dying in their "sleep" with nobody watching, something eridians go to great lengths to prevent and are very scared of. cool book that is easy to read through your tears.

“start your free trial now” what if i told u i am already experiencing trials. and the cost is more than i can bear

editing is just you vs. past-you in a duel of questionable comma placement and emotional instability

[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-

DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I THINK ABOUT THIS POST??? IM IN LAW SCHOOL THIS POST IS GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE

reblog to ruin a law student’s life

Hi. I’m a trial attorney now and every last one of you is a motherfucker.

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

I have witnessed so much slaughter and death here

the novelty of having pets really does never wear off i’ve had my cat for ten years and i still look at him strolling around like can you believe this. a cat. is everyone seeing this. he’s alive he has bones and all. unbelievable