welcome to the tungle

Betty Gilpin as Sarah Westcott Warren

other woman: oh hi!

Natalie, mentally: that little bitch cunt whore- sorry God -was so jealous of me I could smell it on her like her toxic chemical perfume. I was also wearing perfume, but Better because Reasons. I bet she was going to go home and tell everyone she saw me and what a fake I was, and then think of me while her husband fucked her awkwardly and the only way she could get off was imagining how my breasts look in my sundress. but she's going to buy my branded stand mixer in secret and fantasize about me giving her a back massage while we bake a cake together in my perfect farmhouse kitchen, so I win. slut tramp harpy did I already say bitch? because Bitch. sorry, God

ICE killed another person in maine today, just days after the murder of lorenzo salgado araujo in houston

the maine immigrants rights coalition has released a statement confirming he was a 26 year old columbian man who was authorized to work in the US and had a valid social security number