Both true and false

“Oh dear!”

“Nah, it’s fine, we like it. it just makes the cowboys anxious.”

“Oh…?”

“They jump like stung cats faced with a pickle.”

“Is that…?”

“But personally I fuckin love it. Adds a classy edge, a what you call a nuance to the premise of my gaming establishment. I’m just telling you about the cowboys for, you know, your research programme or whatever. Now, I don’t know what chemical engineering really is, but I reckon you oughta include more cowboy representation in yer future iterations. See if you can engineer up some kinda ball that explodes with a gentle kinda noise maybe - like a ‘ping.’ Maybe like a ‘tinkle-tinkle-tinkle.’ Gentler, ya see? Easier on the post-traumatic nervous system.”

“A … tinkle-tinkle?”

“I’m not a fancy man a’science. Maybe a rewarding ba-dink. More ✨, less 💥, you see what I mean.”

“Er… okay.”

“So can ya go ahead and send a dozen boxes more?”

“Sorry?”

“On’account’a the constant fuckin attrition of billiard balls? They’re explodin’ every ten hits, we’re running low on ‘em, you can see that, right?”

“You want more? You want more! Okay! Okay.”

“Yeah - oh - hang on. You’ll want to get some of that there FRAGILE tape all over the boxes. Lots of it. For fair warning.”

“Oh - good point.”

“What?! How do you know?!”

“Well, boss, there’s pictures. Or, well, there were.”

“What do you mean?”

“Ah sorry boss, thought you knew. You take a picture of somebody’s bones when they got Exploding Bones Disease, the pictures, they explode.”

“That’s - that be right.”

“Prim, I’m not sure-“

“I need the pen! The pen that remembers everything!”

“Prim, please, the fire warden said-“

“Did I fucking stutter, Ethel? do you think all of this fucking about with victory gardens and blackout paper and casual lesbianism actually kills Nazis?”

“Wait, how do you think the porn is going to?”

You think? Let’s test that then!

First, you gotta get a cool cup. I got this one from a thrift store for a very affordable price. But if you can’t find one, a standard clear cup or jar should suffice

Now, you don’t need a decal, but I recommend it because they’re cool. I just got some sticker vinyl, traced and cut out the Wii logo and some stars

Now for the drink!!

Start by making or buying jelly. If you make it, you should do so a few hours before you intend to make the drinks, as it will need time to set. You can find jelly at most any grocery store.

Get your cup and add ice and jelly. You should cut the jelly into small pieces or use cookie cutters to make fun shapes. I recommend you don’t add quite all of the jelly, as you’ll need some for the top later

Next, add your flavoring syrup of choice, I recommend blue raspberry or melon. You should be able to find them at any restaurant supply store

Then, add carbonated water. Flavored sparkling waters also work fine, as they don’t taste like much. You should be able to find some at any store that sells drinks.

Next add Calpico, this is technically optional, but it tastes way better with it, so it’d highly recommend it. You can get it at practically any Asian market, or normal market if you live in Asia

Now, add some ice cream, or something of the sort, I use vanilla.

After that, you can top it with some whipped cream, jelly shapes, cherries, really anything!!

I would also recommend using a straw to drink it, because you will need to mix it up a bit. but you can’t really mix it before hand, because it will ruin the cool gradient affect

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