Jester

Never trust a freak who kills for sport.

No matter how good his credit score is

Dont worry guys, My dumbfuck uncle who borrows money all the time says the US will be okay. He has never made a good financial decision in his life

He’s a worthless sack of shit too! We’re saved

service industry conditions

my brother kept playing with two ssds so I said "aw you're making them kiss" and he answered "yeah. and there's a 500 gb difference between them. barely legal" I'm going to blow him up

told him he was making numbers on tumblr (28 notes) and he said "stop using me for views I don't want furries to start hitting on me in the street" I fear his views of this website might be skewed

I'm not saying that there aren't furries on this website btw. I'm saying nobody's getting laid thanks to tumblr notes

DONT MIX BUSINESS WITH PLEASURE IT CREATES AMMONIA GAS !!!!!!!!!!!!

And it's sickening because so much of the development of HIV medicine has been publicly funded. We fucking paid for this research dozens of times over; without that public funding there would be almost nothing new for pharmaceutical companies to ransom I mean sell in the first place.

introducing my four year old niece to the concept of "moral dilemmas" by telling her that i'm a monster that eats children and that i know it's wrong but i'm so so so hungry and everything else tastes yucky. i've tried all the human food in the world and it all tastes so yucky i can't even eat it. i can only eat children and i'm so hungry

her resolution was that if i meet a kid that has the same name as their sibling, then i can eat one of them. their parents won't be sad, because they have another kid with the same name right there. speaks to an uninformed but fascinating worldview

can we stop promoting the idea that nature has to look beautiful to be good?

So many different dialects