"Maybe I have a bad boy past, but I have a good boy future."

okay but chess terminology is like. you pinned your opponent's hung knight and now you can mate? oh im sure

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

what the fuck man you cant do that

I know we all love the fallout games but remember that the people making them are being cut out like they’re just another number! They’re people with livelihoods that deserve our support! The least we can do is not play Bethesda titles in support of the strike for as long as it lasts

Holding my blorbo up by the scruff of her neck to show her to you

this might be kind of a reach but is there a way for printers to connect to devices so that documents can be printed from them

One legitimately weird thing about Tumblr is that we literally can’t code for shit, many people quit working at Tumblr due to a hostile work environment, and we can’t seem to program a simple blogging website to not flood your RAM.

They could never make me hate you, complex female character whose reaction to trauma was not pretty and digestible like how people think it should be.