"Maybe I have a bad boy past, but I have a good boy future."

fuck dude im sorry my horse broke down i cant make.it to the feast

Genuinely hysterical that they’re pretending Mitch McConnell isn’t sitting next to Charlie Kirk in hell right now but announced Lindsey Graham’s death at 2am like fuck it

remember in p.e. when they'd take a bunch of insecure teenagers & be like "today we're going to play basketball" and then not teach you how to play basketball. and then put you in a group with guys who were obsessed with basketball and would get mad at you for not knowing how to play basketball. why did they do that

sometimes you'll see a bird for the first time and when you look it up you learn that its name is the Common Dirt Bitch and its range is Everywhere and there are 400 million of them in your state alone

the scariest thing about old tv isnt really the racism or the sexisim because you kinda go in braced for that it's all the scenes where suddenly an actress is holding a lion cub or a chimpanzee is in the same room as a toddler, or suddenly theres a lion, or there's a chimpanzee again but it's driving a car, or holding a lighter, or holding fireworks. You just kind of watch in horror as over and over an actress performs with only 1960s tv film shootings best animal handling between her and the opening to Nope.

something I really enjoy is that I've now seen like 4 or 5 variations of roughly this same video, all slightly different in their angles and timing while obviously being the exact same bunny and room, implying that this is a consistent and frequent behavior for this bunny instead of just a funny thing it did once that got caught on camera. I wish I could have as much raw unfiltered enthusiasm for anything as this little rabbit has for its dinnertime

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

what is the elder scrolls

it sounds stupid

okay but chess terminology is like. you pinned your opponent's hung knight and now you can mate? oh im sure

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

what the fuck man you cant do that

I know we all love the fallout games but remember that the people making them are being cut out like they’re just another number! They’re people with livelihoods that deserve our support! The least we can do is not play Bethesda titles in support of the strike for as long as it lasts