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"all of the dark souls 2 praise is contrarian" okay but literally shut the fuck up. Its not a perfect game by any means but at least its actively trying to iterate on what the first game did unlike 3 where it just sorta rolls around in its own- *skirt starts to grow noticably darker* a-ah.. I...I can't stop it.. its coming all out.. p-please! s-stop laughing! a-ahh!.. *whimpers*

they should sell used panties at the CVS behind the counter so you have to fucking ask for them and you can't use the self checkout

hey that's me :3 that was a good blog name i liked that one

"it's just growing pains" -> "you're too young for that to hurt that bad" -> "you just need to get in better shape" -> "welcome to being old, everyone is in pain"

that feeling when you're going through a security checkpoint and you remember that you forgot to leave the potentially limitless capacity for harm inside you at home 😂😂

and if i said nolan's odyssey starring no greek actors and with no recognizable aspects of greek culture or involvement by greeks, is the direct legacy of white supremacist colonialism that treated ancient greece as not just the pinnacle of ancient culture, but of an artificially created "european" culture, which white western europeans and their settler descendants, as the new pinnacle of culture, were the sole spiritual inheritors of.

ending a social interaction with a friend and thinking "I think we grew a little bit closer today." in my head as if I'm a dating game protagonist