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Youβre completely correct. Out of my way, able-bodied losers. Fuck you.

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professors who have only interacted with other academics for years: βwhat do you MEAN you donβt know multi-variable calculus yet??β
professors with small kids: βthank you for not putting the lab equipment in your mouths when I turn my backβ
Bringing this back to share that one time I slept through part of a zoom meeting with my PhD advisor (who has a toddler) and he told me it was fine, that just meant I was a good sleeper
Professors who work with graduate students: if you finish the multivariate calculus work this week you can put one (1) piece of lab equipment in your mouth
Once had a professor whose previous career was giving educational zoo tours to children, so heβd say stuff like, βnow letβs meet our friend, acidic keratin!β
in high school I was in the child development class where we ran the preschool. Class ended and I moved onto the next class, an art class. Sit down next to my friend who was working on a serious piece and casually asked for my thoughts on it, looking for serious critique.
Preschool mode had not turned off so I looked at it, clapped my hands and said βWOW Really great work! Amazing!β, in that same kind of voice youβd say to a toddler who presented you with a random scribble on a piece of paper.
Friend loved the reaction at least lmao.
hey i saw these tags and i think iβm about to kiss you on the mouth rn
one of the funniest convos of all time, personally, because I run a photography page that heavily features architectural photography and this man (yea it's a guy) says that the pictures I click show that I'm a perfect balance between innocence and wildness. and he weirdly likes that.
whatever the fuck that means.
Damn babe that's some wildly innocent architecture haha can we talk more?
y'know what. yep. we can talk. this is wildly innocent architecture.
This tweet is just... Odd. Very odd.
Like... You live like this? You write like this? You think like this??
I want to be absolutely clear that, when I write an alcoholic character, it's because I think that alcohol addiction and drinking to excess are cool. Just like when I write a criminal, I'm trying to persuade you, the reader, to take up a life of larceny and murder. Just so long as that's understood.
Oh good, because that's 100% the message I take from fictional media. For instance, I watched Hannibal for recipes and relationship advice.

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At work right now, but these are my favorite pics of her!
This is the funniest thing Iβve ever read in a science book
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okay so I was talking with a friend about writing, and I was about to infodump about an au of mine over discord to them because I can't actually write out the ideas rn since ao3 is dOWN-
and they freaked out??? Apparently I'm weird for writing my works *in* ao3? Like I know people usually write in docs or something but I only feel motivated to write when I'm in the ao3 textbox HJLGFJGDH
So now I have a question for fellow writers on ao3:
Where do you write your drafts/final edits of your fics?
in the ao3 text box
Google docs
word
notes app
irl notebook
other (put in tags)
I don't write I read (non writer/see results)
dont tell me what to do
hey slurt
This is one of those ideas that someone's probably already done, but I came up with another concept for a game:
A game where most of the cutscenes are flashbacks of memories the protagonist has, and the "skip cutscene" button says "repress this memory". You can play through the whole game while skipping all of the cutscenes, you don't need to watch any of them to complete the main storyline and get the main intended ending.
But watching through them doesn't just give you a more thorough - and occasionally, even completely different - understanding of the whole game, and information that makes you see certain characters in a different light, but it unocks new options in the game. You watch through the cutscene flashback of the protagonist's mother doing something fucked up, and suddenly all your conversations with her now have the dialogue option to go "hey mom remember when [the fucked up thing] happened?"
This particular conversation branch doesn't seem to lead anywhere, she'll flat-out deny that the thing ever happened, and she calls you crazy for having ever imagined that, but later on you can stumble upon something else that you clearly saw in the flashback, that you couldn't have found out any other way. It's one thing to wonder why you would remember something that never happened, but how would you have known that this passageway was here, and opens exactly the same way you remembered it?
There are passages in the game that aren't required for the completion of the main storyline, that aren't blocked off by anything visible and obvious, but have text like "you cannot go through this way, this hallway is too noisy", and it takes a completely unrelated flashback for you to recognise what that specific sound reminds you of, which opens up a whole sidequest of you figuring out why you can't stand hearing that noise. Once you've made the connections and finally remember, you can go through the hallway. There's nothing on the other side that you need for the main quest, but things that may help unlock some other mysteries.
The main game is simple and straightforward, you can just play through that one and be done with it. But that's not the whole picture, the full story. There are answers peppered thorough the whole game, answers to questions you might not even think of to ask. Explanations of why the protagonist is the way they are, and things that make you see characters you interact with - and your interactions with them - in a completely different light. Most of the relevations are grim. The only question to ask yourself is
Do you want to remember?
when animals are black and white, that's the good shit. magpies. orcas. polar bears.
I donβt think polar bears belong on this post, despite them having black skin. They have clear fur and generally no markings like the other two examples. Pandas, sure. Skunks, yes. Dalmatians, sure. Just Oreo things.
Hope this helps!
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