but in my heart your heart is safe

maksim liu

Swing state gothic

Now, one might look at these numbers and be lead to believe that half of all tumblr users don't read posts. However, in the replies to this post you will find over a hundred users who will happily clarify to you that actually the reason why they voted the way they did isn't cause they didn't read the post but actually because they didn't bother to look at the words in the post and process them as language, a technique commonly referred to as reading the post.

what the hell, add another participle, im not driving

breaking my silence. it is insane that a marriage is more celebrated than earning a degree.

being friends with english majors is so fun you'll send a text like hey are you free for brunch and they'll respond with some shit like "haven't the faintest clue, my schedule is utterly fucked"

english majors so used to talking like 19th century british aristocracy they think this is a joke about busy schedules

I also thought it was a joke about busy schedules but that might just be because I'm a fan of very wordy media

your cat was an honor to see in the window

this year’s prom theme is… *opens envelope* Great Lakes Invasive Species And What Boaters Can Do To Stop Them

And the subject of tonight’s ecology panel is *turns on powerpoint* Enchantment Under the Sea

*stopping random people at the mall* look out, ok, because today was a friday thursday

the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child

hey sorry it's just that i don't think i'm very good at being a person. thanks for letting me try with you, anyway.