Britney voice *Hyuuuyeaaah*

so what if we took this simple appealing logo that not only uses our iconic map pin icon, but utilizes our brand colors in a pattern evocative of roads on a map and replaced it with the late 2000s mac rainbow pinwheel after an incident involving a hole punch

they straight up fucked her till she gaped and her makup was smeared,

i love being in a relationship with another autistic person they just asked me "i'm feeling overstimulated; can i bite you?" and i said sure and then they gnawed on my arm for like 30 seconds until they calmed down

god this feels like im being chased by a serial killer with a fucking boombox blaring this

This would work on me

there should be like secret extra editions of dnd that wotc denounces as false like christian apocrypha

my wife was talking about a specific kind of fantasy (esp d&d-type) worldbuilding that flattens all oppression into class and expresses that by having a city where one part of it is called something like "the stink" and that's where the diverse underclass lives, far away from the equally diverse nobility. and i was like "ah, they came from the oblongs school of citybuilding" which i worry will enter my lexicon as a thing i expect other people to understand.

elvis died because it wasnt getting enough fiber

ive never fucked up someones pronouns this badly before, sorry

"my great grandmother who survived 3 wars and raised 10 children by herself while working in a factory watching me go to therapy because my parents yelled at me" ok but your great grandmother was also miserable. maybe your great grandmother would be happy you try your best to not be miserable

attaching something to an email is so scary. what if i accidentally put hard-core porn in there. i don't think i have any downloaded but what if i do and i attached it to the email. what then.