Britney voice *Hyuuuyeaaah*

there should be like secret extra editions of dnd that wotc denounces as false like christian apocrypha

my wife was talking about a specific kind of fantasy (esp d&d-type) worldbuilding that flattens all oppression into class and expresses that by having a city where one part of it is called something like "the stink" and that's where the diverse underclass lives, far away from the equally diverse nobility. and i was like "ah, they came from the oblongs school of citybuilding" which i worry will enter my lexicon as a thing i expect other people to understand.

elvis died because it wasnt getting enough fiber

ive never fucked up someones pronouns this badly before, sorry

"my great grandmother who survived 3 wars and raised 10 children by herself while working in a factory watching me go to therapy because my parents yelled at me" ok but your great grandmother was also miserable. maybe your great grandmother would be happy you try your best to not be miserable

attaching something to an email is so scary. what if i accidentally put hard-core porn in there. i don't think i have any downloaded but what if i do and i attached it to the email. what then.

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

Evolution line

I would unironically love this

But also me. pspsps tall bottoms, you're all the same height when you're getting plowed into the mattress 🥰