things the chips have not said

bert: god would never let me be successful. he'd kill me first. he'll never let me be happy. vosim: i thought you didn't believe in god? bert: i do for the bad things.

vosim: bert r-really looks up to you! dandy: he's like- 5'2 he looks up to everyone.

cider: how old do you think i am? pedro: i dunno! a lot?

dandy: i should do a cartwheel! dandy, waking up on the floor with a headache: ...what just happened? otto: nothing. otto: hey, you should do a cartwheel. dandy: dude, you're so right! i haven't done one of those in so long!

bert: you think that's cringe? moms wait around the world wait 9 months just to name their kid Cider. cider: oh, fuck you!

dandy: it looks like you and i are idiots, bert... bert: at least we're idiots together! :D

vosim: what do you guys do when you're stressed? dee: try to calm myself down! dandy: pass out. cider: get myself into even more stress, so that the first reason i was stressed gets cancelled out. sam: NOTHING.

cider: i'm a very mature person. i'll always apologize if i'm wrong! sam: I'VE NEVER HEARD YOU APOLOGIZE... cider: well that's because i'm never wrong ;)

otto, to pedro: remember, when you bury a body, make sure to plant endangered plants on top of it. that way, it's illegal to dig it up.

dee: hey, people who know astrology? which planet can i blame for everything going to shit? 3: rotten: earth.

cider: be careful with my emotional baggage! cider: it's designer :)

dandy: you hate everyone. otto: i know. it's the only thing that gets me out of bed in the morning. dandy: the hatred? otto: yes. the hatred.

cider: i know you're deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are. dandy, crying: it's not a joke! i'm a total hunk...

bert: sorry for being insane do you still think I'm malewife or whatever? 🥺

dandy: death is a natural part of life, and by the time i finish this sentence, a hundred people will have died. vosim: ...WHY DID YOU STOP TALKING???