in 2022 may you find many seeds, nuts, berries, etc

I didn’t even look at the name I was just like damn I hope so too thanks

life has been a major härdelli lately don't you think

A hurlumhei u could even say

a hulabaloo if you will

Why, it’s a right old hässäkkä

A proper häslinki, I'd say

A terrible sekamelska, indeed

Radiation is insane. There are rocks out there that will pull the seams of your organs apart if you stand too close to them.

#some rocks really do have auras#unfortunately the aura is ‘eat shit and die’ energy

late night cashiers at 24-hour convenience stores are the holders of our greatest secrets and most intimate selves

Watching the ease at which others exist hits differently when you have a chronic illness.

An insane part of me really wants a gritty CW teen drama reboot of Harry Potter a la Riverdale. The show has to be completely off its shits and bear little similarity to the source material. Draco and Ron are dating. McGonagall is running an illegal Felix Felicis drug ring. It turns out Voldemort was actually Dumbledore’s evil nephew. There are regular parties in each houses’ common room and the intricacies of who is snogging who is for some reason treated as being as equally if not more important as the whole Voldemort murdering students thing. The Hufflepuffs have all been secretly starting a cult to revive Helga Hufflepuff in an attempt to bring in the Golden Age of Wizarding. Harry ends up in Azkaban and attempts to teach the convicts about the triumphs and defeats, the epic highs and lows, of Hogwarts Quidditch. The plot has to be completely inconsistent and get progressively more batshit as the seasons go on. It’s terrible but it’s a train wreck that you just can’t look away from.

oh my god ?!