homesick for familiar trees

With a put-upon sigh, Aziraphale eases back from where he’s been hunched at his antique desk in the bookshop, pouring over his meticulously kept account books. He leans gingerly back in his plush armchair, removing his tiny spectacles and folding the arms so they can sit flat on the little dish he keeps on his desktop for just that purpose. Hastily, he miracles away the twinge in neck from bending over and writing for hours on end, not wanting to give Crowley the excuse to tease him later over keeping redundant records of all the books he refuses to sell.

Unfortunately, he has a point. They are retired, after all.

(However, Aziraphale wouldn’t say no to the lovely massage that usually follows such fond ribbing.)

Looking around the empty bookshop for the first time in apparently quite a while, Aziraphale is surprised to see it’s getting on in the day, the last dregs of late afternoon sunlight filtering in through the large windows, onto the wide sill…

And directly onto the large black snake coiled there.

Aziraphale smiles to himself.

Since they averted the apocalypse and effectively moved in together, Crowley has taken to reverting to his snake form on Aziraphale’s self-imposed inventory days, taking advantage of the warm sun that pours into the main part of the shop and doesn’t make its way to his preferred human-shaped napping spot on the back room couch. He’s never been quite so comfortable around Aziraphale as to be in his other form before and the angel delights in the unspoken trust now being shown to him. 

Gazing across the room at his serpentine lover, Aziraphale tilts his head, peering at the way the sunlight glints off Crowley’s smooth, black scales, and detecting just a hint of another color he hasn’t noticed before. Frowning to himself, Aziraphale stands, stretches, tugs down his cardigan, and wanders over to the window. Crowley lifts his diamond-shaped head imperceptibly from where it was resting his coils and slits his pretty yellow eyes at Aziraphale in sleepy acknowledgement.

“You have green in your scales,” Aziraphale declares, apropos of nothing, finally breaking the content silence of the last few hours.

Crowley blinks at him as if to say: …yeah, and?

And it’s true. The closer Aziraphale looks, the more distinctly he can make out the most subtle hints of emerald green undertones, more prominent where the scales overlap each other, not unlike the iridescent green of a beetle’s shell or the underside of a hummingbird’s wings.

(Aziraphale suspects Crowley would like one of those comparisons more than the other.)

The elusive green winks and twinkles in the sunlight as Crowley begins to move, slowly uncoiling himself, finally appearing to fully wake. He lifts his head more and swings it around to look curiously up at Aziraphale and, as the angel watches the snake’s sinuously smooth movements with admiring eyes, Aziraphale spies a little flick of Crowley’s snake tongue, appearing and disappearing in the same second.

“And your tongue is pink!” Aziraphale cries happily, delighted by this discovery.

At that, Crowley hisses in a decidedly irritated fashion. It most certainly is not! he seems to say with his eyes, now wider and all the more golden for it.

“Yes, it is,” Aziraphale insists, unable to smother his grin. “Bubblegum pink, as a matter of fact…”

Crowley’s tongue flashes out again, this time more likely in annoyance at Aziraphale’s choice of description, but the better view only serves to support Aziraphale’s statement.

Best not to share that particular observation.

“Well, a very intimidating pink, I should say,” Aziraphale hastens to assure him, trying not to laugh. “Yes, very demonic, I assure you.”

Crowley manages to roll his eyes where they reside on either side of his head, before apparently forgiving him in one, easing forward instead to flick his still pink tongue teasingly against Aziraphale’s hands where they’re clasped in front of his belly.

“Snakes smell with their tongues, don’t they?” Aziraphale muses, outstretching his fingers toward Crowley questioningly.

Crowley gives him a look that clearly conveys: duh, angel.

“I wonder what I smell like to you…” Aziraphale ponders out loud, and Crowley’s only answer is to bump his head against Aziraphale’s hand, apparently in search of a pet.

Stroking the top of his head with a fingertip, feeling cool, smooth scales against his skin, Aziraphale finds he rather adores the thought of Crowley - dozing happily in the window - with his tongue flicking out to scent the air every time Aziraphale bustles by doing one of his mundane tasks. He imagines he must smell rather like paper and dust, or some other non-appealing combination, but maybe he’ll ask Crowley once he’s changed back.

(Later tonight perhaps, when he’s inevitably snuggled up behind the warm curve of Aziraphale’s back with his human-shaped nose tucked in his favorite place behind the angel’s ear. Hm. Perhaps he smells good to him in his human form, as well.)

Tucking the pleasant thought away for later in the evening with a private smile, Aziraphale turns his attention back to the swaying snake in front of him, and strokes his hand down the back of Crowley’s head once more and then further down his body, tracing his glossy, green-black scales with a reverent and gentle touch.

“You really are quite lovely, my dear,” he murmurs warmly.

Crowley visibly preens at the praise, slithering happily in the window before - to Aziraphale’s surprise and delight - he begins to wind himself around the angel’s wrist, slowly but surely working his not inconsiderable length up his arm to drape himself over Aziraphale’s neck. Once settled, he stills there with the snake equivalent of a heavy sigh, before tucking his snout just under Aziraphale’s ear, right where he usually does in his human shape, and Aziraphale feels his heart swell in his chest. It’s not unlike wearing a particularly heavy and affectionate scarf and Aziraphale immediately adores the feeling.

“Well now, isn’t this simply -”

The tinkling of the bell above the shop door interrupts him, signaling the arrival of a very unwelcome, late afternoon customer.

Heaving a resigned sigh much different than Crowley’s, Aziraphale turns to greet the customer reluctantly, not giving a thought to his snake scarf.

“Good afternoon, madam! How may I -”

But he doesn’t even get to finish his question before the woman gets one look at the massive black snake draped over his shoulders, lets out a piercing scream, and runs right back out the door.

The bell jingles merrily behind her.

“Well,” Aziraphale says, pleased. “Not only are you an incredibly fashionable scarf…you provide excellent customer service, as well!”