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Actually daddy you're being kinda needy can you shut the fuck up for a bit, kitten's got a banging headache.

Ok, selvis miks hesestä ei saa enää kalahampparii

cannot stress enough how bad y’all need $3 yellow dish gloves. if ur avoidant about dishes bc you don’t wanna touch wet food or get ur hands wet or dry them out with cleaner like. these will solve all ur problems. only downside is if you have long acrylic nails you’ll need a stronger pair for like $15 so your nails don’t tear em but the function remains the same. u don’t HAVE to touch the old wet food in the drain. we have technology

as a child being told "the moon controls the tides" with no additional explanation was like. oh okay. you want me to believe in magic? you're talking about magic right now? okay. fine

emojis are dead eyed and soulless yet their only purpose is to convey emotion. how did people fuck this up so badly??

google's old emoji blobs had soul. but they were killed for it :(