i am determined never to speak of it again

a nervous breakdown? I’m actually very confident in my breakdowns. I’m experienced.

Having a "stupider people have done this" attitude about the things you want to do can open so many doors

i literally love saying "ON IT BOSS!!!!!" whenever someone asks me to do something like i'm some sort of henchman. it doesn't matter if they're my boss or not for real even because in the moment they are, and whatever they requested of me i'm on it

imagine this heat and you roll over in bed an there’s some cunt there next to you. bruv id be inconsolable

"no you can't control the computer because uh that would be user unfriendly" <- shit they expect us to believe

happy almost ten years to my all-time favorite disability post on this braincell forsaken website

really hilarious and unsexy when hetero romantasy authors refer to love interests as males and females. you sound like david attenborough narrating a special documentary on two turtles humping in the mud

i don't care if he's the king of the fae. if that man called me a desirable female i'd have him gelded

i'm sorry i never did your tag game. i love you