i am determined never to speak of it again

it’s so hard for me to listen to heartbroken/angry breakup songs by straight men bc no matter how good the song is i’ll be like i’m not sure if i fully believe you. let’s hear her side of the story.

I hate when people try to be subtle . . tell me EXACTLY what you want or I will explode in confusion .

if there is one thing that tumblr has done to my texting it is the inclusion of arrows <- uses arrows basically anywhere <- loves arrows <- #myarrows

hello instagram artist. your challenge is to do a portrait study of a woman but you’re not allowed to stylize them so their eyes are really big and more cat eyed than the reference photo. You’re also not allowed to make their noses more of a button nose or their lips full and pouty or their faces heart shaped with no double chin. Also you have to draw a fat woman. one thats actually fat and not just slightly curvier than the kpop demon hunters body type. good luck

I’ll admit I’ve sent a 👍 in my time

i’m just saying aragorn son of arathorn oh im sorry STRIDER (one of them rangers what his right name is i never heard etc etc) didn’t need to be that sexy at the prancing pony. like ostensibly he’s trying to lay low but even dipshit little [relatively] eighteen y/o frodo is like hey what’s the deal with that extremely ostentatiously sexy man in the corner

“you draw far too much attention to yourself ‘mister underhill’” if i were frodo i wouldve snapped. jesus christ. i can’t help that i’m two feet shorter than everyone else in this definitely definitely 100% a gay bar but at least i didn’t lurk in a sexy corner making eyes at everybody from under my cloak at least im TRYING to pretend i’m not a protagonist you fine ass idiot. i KNOW i’m being pursued by the black riders which is why i didn’t SERVE CUNT from the SHADOWS. the fellowship of the nerve of this bitch

happy pride month to hater lesbians!! i love u never stop hating <3

Where's it made? Who brought it here? How much were they paid? Who makes it? Is it made in separate parts and put together? How much were they all paid to do this? Where do they get the materials? Who paid for that? Who brings it there? How much were they paid? Who streamlined the base materials? How much were they paid? Who gathered the base materials? Where? How much were they paid? Is it good for them? Is it good for us? Is it good for the land? Is it necessary? Is it biodegradable? How much does it hurt? Do I need it? Do I even want it?

see previous post on my general feelings on assane/guedira but if the guedira/belkacem plotline turns out to be real and not something they made up to scare me I'm actually not mad about it as long as the relationship lasts like. the first 2 episodes of season 4 maximum. because again let's be real they'd both suck at it. 'i think you love your job more than me' but it's both of them equally. they both ditch dates early because belkacem's like i have an urgent call and guedira is like i have to go visit diop in prison for. investigation purposes. sitting up in bed like damn i can't believe i had to arrest him and belkacem's like he is Going to get out. i Know it. i need to Stop This. the relationship eventually ends with little drama because they DO care about each other they're just not at all romantically compatible. the end is because they're both in bed not talking to each other and belkacem silently sends guedira an 'am i gay?' quiz link. and he takes it