it's an indigo night, there's a chill

it’s greek it’s shakespeare it’s biblical it’s cunt

(no beers in) i could really go for a beer right now

(two beers in) mmmm (slaps my belly) i could use another beer right now

(five beers in) (attacking strangers) (frightened animal backed into a corner) (blood stains the cracks in the pavement) (mothers wait for sons who will never come home) (flags rest still at the bottom of their poles) (the birds are silent and the wind does not blow) (there are no clouds in the sky) (there is no more water in the well)

dressed up as magenta and reporting for duty 🫡

ok it was fun but some people's heckles were stupid af 😭

@drsinbin

dressed up as magenta and reporting for duty 🫡

4. the character's fetish and i'm committed to portraying them with absolute accuracy

a couple weeks ago this guy posted in the chicago pagan facebook group saying that he’s a djinn and that there’s a portal between here and egypt and only he and one other person had the power to close it and there was going to be a massive sandstorm… like dude, close the fucking portal, why are you even telling us this

i like how all cats regardless of species can either look rlly badass and cool or just incredibly silly stupid