it's an indigo night, there's a chill

it’s greek it’s shakespeare it’s biblical it’s cunt

not all your fave blorbos can be masochists some of those fuckers gotta enjoy beating the shit out of someone during sex

Every time you are at ease while being misunderstood your cells improve nutrient absorption by 10%

christopher nolan great gatsby where jay sits down by the pool before he’s shot and says “our roaring twenties are collapsing”

ok but the older boyfriend and the boyfriend ur age are literally for different things

the medieval peasant is a sort of mythological archetype that mostly exists to win arguments about the problems with modern society

living a monk lifestyle but like if that monk had a 14 hour daily screentime

Imagine being a robot and someone presses your clit and it gets stuck do you call 911 or a technician