it's an indigo night, there's a chill

it’s greek it’s shakespeare it’s biblical it’s cunt

*torturing you* dude trust me, something really cool happens. you just have to reflect on it for a bit. i'm doing this because i want you to reach your full potential okay?

me at the office when my second cup of coffee finally kicks in 

i dont care if Monday's lit. Tuesday Wednesday touch my clit. Thursday i don't give a shit. it's Friday I'm in love

It seems like we're just feeding characters to Miss Piggy at this point

If you are attracted to a girl it's important to show her sinister artifacts and relics

while you were busy jacking off & cumming hard. it rained outside beautifully

what do you think i was jacking off to...?

i recently found out what the * * * that sometimes separates parts of a text is called and youre never gonna fucking believe it