it's an indigo night, there's a chill

it’s greek it’s shakespeare it’s biblical it’s cunt

[becoming crazed] art should physically harm you

Apparently when i was a kid as soon as i could dictate what i wanted for christmas i asked for nothing but a 'glamorous chair' in my letters to santa over and over until my mum got tired of my relentless faggotry and staplegunned a purple feather boa to a stool for me

BDSM is an acronym for the members of the beatles. don't believe me? why

alright I've got to lock in. I've got to be productive. I've gotta point this caffeine towards something useful [stopping in thought] but first I've gotta check my hunch that the design of en passant seems like the kind of rule you'd implement to correct unexpected behaviour from another rule

a queen size bed is great because you can put the pile of clean clothes that you haven't folded yet in the empty space where you once dreamt another person would be

i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)

in addition to likes there should be a "noble&true" option to react with when the post is agreeable & wise