find me at whole foods, bitch

me watching mollholland drive last night

You can't just nerf him without admitting that he was too powerful in his original form

i was speaking with a guy i work with and when leaving i said okay see you monday and he went oh no i wont be in monday. im going bald. and i said ?you're what? and he just repeated im going bald monday. wont be in

update: he didn’t show up on Monday and on Tuesday he was bald

in chess the queens can kill each other which is toxic yuri and the kings can never get within a square of each other which is doomed yaoi

who are your parasocial enemies, like mine are andrew lloyd webber and butch hartman

*elaborate Magical Girl transformation sequence when a pawn turns into a queen*

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POWERFUL SPIRIT: GEORFF

@creatures-in-posts GEORFF

This creature is GEORFF 👁️