Time Travel Shenanigans!

The thing about Miss Piggy is that she kind of has a Roger Rabbit comedy superpower where she wins nearly any conceivable fight she's in. But unlike other characters of which that's true, like say, Bugs Bunny, who tend to win because they make the opponent play the game with their rules, Miss Piggy wins because the joke is that she can beat the shit out of literally anybody.

Why does this have its own wikipedia page.

not only does it have a wikipedia page, but they actually discussed deleting it and elected to keep it because they agreed it was sufficiently notable to merit an article.

“Your days are numbered” yeah it’s called a calendar you fucking idiot.

truthberry (makes you tell the truth) vs lieberry (gives you an immediate understanding of the dewey decimal system)

susan's horn becoming this great magical thing of legend that summons, essentially, narnia's saints back to it after a thousand years is crazy for many reasons but perhaps most of all because it didn't bring some mythic higher power or legendary hero when susan blew it the first time she needed help. no. it brought her big brother.

#oh god#oh god that hit me like a punch to the gut#my god#I just#it just hit me all over again#the first time Susan uses this legendary magical thing to call for help#she is in a war camp#full of warriors like the centaurs who are trained and battle-ready#honed like weapons and ready to die for these children#and yet#the first one to react to her call for help#the first to reach her is her big brother#because of course he’s the first one there#she never expected anyone else not really#good god my stomach hurts#narnia#Peter and Susan#I’m having EMOTIONS shout out to @howlingcaptaincommando for being the only person in the tags who understands why this scene drives me bonkers. of course he was the first one there. who else would it be?? that's her brother

always funny that my mom thought my best friend was a bad influence on me growing up as though i wasn’t in my best friend’s ear during sleepovers at hers like an evil royal vizier. “sire now is the time. while your lady mother sleeps. eight more popsicles could be ours if you strike now”

In the immortal words of Terry Pratchett, it doesn’t stop being magic just because you know how it’s done.