Time Travel Shenanigans!

You know that whatever character did those problematic things isn't like. Real, right?

You are aware that a fictional character is just a rhetorical construct designed to fulfill a narrative/thematic purpose right? That their actions are written by an author who wants to use them to explore complex ideas and moral gray areas within the safe confines of fiction right? That they aren't a real person who has killed real people right?

*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you

there are four human activities and they are crafting, stories, math, and fucking around. whatever you're doing is at least one of those four.

I just think we all deserve massive home libraries and a couple swords, as a treat

I don't think you remember, but you saved my life in the alternate timeline. You actually died saving me. Do you remember? It actually kind of hurts that you don't. It was kind of a big moment for me. It really made me re-evaluate our whole friendship and give up on my dreams so I can stay with you. I owe you that much. But you don't know I owe you anything. Please remember. Please.

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more modern viewers rly needs to learn the thousands years old tradition of "hes a cunt and a menace but i want to see what he does next"

"I hope he dies. slowly and painfully (affectionate)" has been a cornerstone of storytelling since ancient times come on now

#sometimes a story is about observing a fucked up littel guy and that's okay#that's fun even#just look to all the real fucked up little guys and the wake of real destruction they leave#wouldn't you rather the stakes were only hypothetical?

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all