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I think it's so funny how we bred JOBS into dogs. I have two shih tzus and they were bred to be lap dogs. All they care about is looking cute and cuddling with people. Meanwhile my grandma has a border collie and that dog needs to feel so useful all the time, he acts like he will pass away if he doesn't have a job to do constantly

#people will overlook the perfect breeds to suit their needs based on just their looks#and get a work dog because it looks cool

@gallusrostromegalus

Any time someone sees Herschel and says "AWWW I want a Corgi <3" (because he is Very Cute (TM)), I immediately reply: "Do not get a Corgi unless you have a job for it to do. They were bred to bully livestock across the hills of Wales. This is basically a Border Collie that knows he is cute enough to get away with murder. If you get one and it doesn't have a job, it will apply its livestock-bullying instincts to YOU. Herschel's job specifically is to help manage my crippling ADHD, because I don't have a bull for him to micromanage." This gets me odd looks at the home depot but it does get the point across.

Freaky Ted is living up to his name.

Wait how do cars pollute the water

Wear and tear on the roads and car tires degrading releases chemicals and microplastics that run off into the water supply when it rains

Also coolant and oil leaks, plus the oil spills in the ocean for gasoline

Yes but it’s important to point out that even electric cars can pollute the environment

This is how I found out that Ada Lovelace was Lord Byrons daughter

i recently found out what the * * * that sometimes separates parts of a text is called and youre never gonna fucking believe it

obsessed with the specific subgenre of youtubers of "doesn't post too often but when they do its a multi hour long video essay that everyone's discussing about on tumblr." shout out hbomberguy. shout out defunctland. shout out quinton reviews

*goes to Coachella in a white linen suit like an antebellum lawyer, sweating profusely and dabbing at my forehead with a handkerchief* now, I’m no fancy scientist, but would you folk know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some acid? Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?

now all the things you guys have told me about american high schools are starting to make sense

lasagna tuesday just hasn’t been the same ever since uncle schwiendish divorced uncle schiendish. mainly because we don’t have any more lasagna powder and they don’t sell it at Centrist Aldi anymore