do good recklessly

Schrödinger’s senator

there are two wolves inside me. one wants to write and the other wants to nap. they’re both in a cage called My Job.

At the end of the day, you can’t delay joy until life looks a certain way. You deserve to enjoy your life now.

no ai usage over here. you’re gonna get my shitty authentic writing whether you like it or not

(me ever since I was 12) okay I actually need to get it together now

Every summer I forget how much I fucking love spiders I’ve drunk one every day this week

Drinking spiders??!

I think that’s called a float in the states. Although we usually plop the icecream into the glass after the soda. Similar effect though.

We wouldn’t be able to call it that because the word is way too easy to confuse with a floater, which is a meat pie floating in a bowl of pea soup. It is every bit as delicious as a spider though. I should get some pies and pea soup.

I would like to announce that this is not a standard Australian food, it’s exclusively a South Australian one and the rest of Australia is just as appalled as the rest of the world.

It’s not our fault that the rest of Australia is incorrect about food.

“average person eats 3 spiders a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in South Australia and BADLY misinterpreted our survey question,,