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locallegume

I was gifted bathtub bulgestarion for my bday what should I do with him. Good and bad ideas please

locallegume

Update I am putting this cactus in it I am dying how did they have a cactus So Perfect

locallegume

ITS DONE

benjamintycandy

locallegume

HIGHLY IMPORTANT UPDATE HE IS IN BLOOM

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punkrock-bottom

Cold weather enjoyer FREAKS when they’re shivering and tensed up and can’t feel their toes and their face hurts and

milf--adjacent

ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

armpits-are-crying

nope. funkytown again

ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer

come on

kropotkindersurprise

Sergio Furnari said he thought the lifesize sculpture – which no one commissioned – would raise ‘millions’ of dollars

bishopony

my really funny and original concept

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sour-echinacea

in some way i have failed every single social interaction i have ever had

cyclonopedia

one of my favorite images on earth. the pure unbridled freedom emanating from it. the white car flying over the railroad tracks in the middle of the night....the black cop car half-hidden in the shadows to the left side, likely seconds before pouncing.....the joyous rabbit captured mid-leap, sailing past the jaws of a waiting predator, forever fleeing the inevitable. i feel giddy just looking at it

mewvore

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

dogpuppy

hustlerose

spent all morning looking for the pic where someone is doing an absurdly bad job at the forced perspective "i'm holding the setting sun in my hand" shot. and the caption is smth like "a new day begins.... but why?"

like this

somekindamutt

I have this ?

hustlerose

THIS IS IT!!!!!! THANK YOU!!!

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becquerel

mmy web weave of how it feels going nowhere and feeling like no one and thats ok. its literally ok

dogpuppy

magimagali

c’mon everybody!!! *runs off excitedly and no one follows me*

fipindustries

I cannot stand the parodies of modern major general, they're overdone and simply not as good as the original. They've done them about everything, whatever topic, big or small.

And when i notice one of them my eyes will always start to roll.

The diction's always slurry when they rush the complicated words, and adding many fricatives will turn it so cacophonous. The slanted rhymes are silly and they keep just making more and more, please someone stop the parodies of modern major general.

The scanning of the lyrics in the meter is unbearable, they emphazise the syllables in ways that are untenable, in short in matters musical, prosodic and ephemeral, i cannot stand the parodies of modern major general!

lopkelepke

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lakevida

ok well if i can be vulnerable with you for a moment theres a hole in the floor at work and i dont know if it drains to anywhere but i do know ive been pouring old coffee down it for about three weeks now

lakevida

a coworker saw me do it today and her expression was unreadable