Sad Monster Squad

my scholarly physique and delicate constitution are not well-suited to questing, but they keep me around because i’m very good at saying ominous and unsettling things at significant moments

i deserve to have a big fluffy tail is the thing.

Bet it feels good as fuckkk to rest your hand on the pommel of your sword when the newcomer steps a little too close to your lord who you’ve sworn to protect with your life

is that a nothing in your pants or are you just normal to see me

@patrochilles-or-bust

dr pepper is and always will be god tier soda. fuck blue lives.

rebecca black was right. It’s Friday

people dont realize how grim the actual statistics are, by the time they're calling "GUARDS", 94% of princesses wind up in some kind of panel 2 scenario

big fan of telling people "have fun" when they say theyre going to the restroom