Deviled Eggs

The ghost duet is here, Halloween has officially begun :D

If you have headphones on, the ghosts are each in the headphone side they’re on in the vid!

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

Made a lowball offer on eBay as a joke and it got accepted. uh oh.

do you take a werewolf boyfriend to the vet or the doctor. this is too complicated

Context: she had babies with a werewolf and isn’t sure where to take them either.

she had babies with a what

He died :(

Raising kids alone is stressful enough without them being part wolf.

so i think the solution is to give dachshunds a third pair of legs right in the middle

the mexican football team has a 17 yrs old player and one of the funniest outcomes of this is that he cannot appear in any ad for gambling or drinking so he only appears in candy and milk advertisements. his first world cup and he's not even legally allowed to drive. his nickname is "morita" (little berry). he's three apples tall.

cock reveal in 12,000 years

11,999 years

11,998 years

let's all have fun because it's better than not having fun

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great