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lettuce-from-the-salad-bar

wizardarchetypes

something terrible has befallen me....

wizardarchetypes

i washed all of my undies earlier. looks like rain so i needed to go grab them from the clothesline but i'm already pants-off for the night. decided "well, it's dark out and i only have to cross the horse pasture in the cedars. who will see me?" walked out, winnie-the-pooh glam, shirt, nothing else, you can imagine.

decided i didn't want to use the horse gate i usually use because the latch is such a pain. took an unfamiliar route to another gate. very dark out but luckily i can see pretty well. got distracted by a sound beside me. think it's one of the horses. turned to look but kept walking forward so i don't see where i'm going.

pussy-height stinging nettle.

wizardarchetypes

this is why we evolved with bush to protect us. there is damage but things could have been far worse….

slightlydraconic

And the LORD God called unto Adam, and said unto him, where art thou?

And he said, I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid, because I was naked, and I hid myself.

And he said, who told thee thou wast naked?

And the man said, well, no one told me exactly, it's just that last night I walked right into a pussy-height stinging nettle. So I thought like maybe I could invent some clothing to cover up the whole situation down there before I walk around some more.

And God said, lmaooooo oh no man I totally forgot I made those things grow to the height of a pussy. That's honestly my bad. Thou art cooking with this clothing idea tho.

nonlynear

i’m haunted i’m unfuckable and i love you

myspace

Six flags commercial from 2004 you most likely forgot about.

nonenosome2

Nobody who has seen this has ever forgotten about it.

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now I'm falling asleep while she's calling a crab

annabelle--cane

stop. analyse that text through the lens of its author's intentions and original historical context. okay now take the author out back and kill them dead and analyse that text as though it were published by your mutual yesterday and is in direct conversation with the contemporary discourse that's most relevant to your life. okay now pick your favorite angle of interpretation and come up with the strongest possible argument against it. now imagine that the text is your best friend and that it means you well and that you naturally give it every benefit of the doubt because you're on its side and you want the best for it. now imagine that the text wants you dead and it'll eat you if you don't eat it first. now pretend that you found this text locked away in a cave with no evidence of when or where it came from and you have to divine its meaning solely through its internal coherence and nothing else. okay now address the elephant in the room aspect of the text you've been ignoring because you find it boring or confusing or uncomfortable and become the number one expert on it. now spend forty minutes assigning all the characters dnd classes with at least three sentences of reasoning each. okay now do the cha cha slide.

south-africa-official

i never really got it when people made posts about light pollution and seeing all the stars for the first time and crying. i always assumed that everyone has gone on a road trip to a bortle 1.0 place and seen stars like that, and it's fantastic, but not like life changing. and then i went to europe last month and was in a mountaintop village of like 300 people and could see about 5 stars in the sky. like fewer than i can see from my home in a big metropolitan city.

my apologies to the non-africans, i did not realise how fucked your sky is

degenerate customers keep coming into the restaurant i work at and demanding food in exchange for money

#tydeblogging #it really does feel like this though

gothangelsinnerrr

The tarot cards said we should fuck.

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Beer and milk are two of the earliest agricultural products so statistically at least one person in the ancient world must have tried a White Gilgamesh

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tchaikovskaya

Rename nashville it’s that serious

segamascott

i don't understand free use kink what if i'm busy

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segamascott

now who's this devilish little lesbian

alariko1

Souvenir shop

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can't stand this bitch

2wo-knav3s

so-called "free thinkers" when it's time to keep it slinky

nitrobishop

one of my earliest video game memories was my neighbor from down the street burning me a copy of Roller Coaster Tycoon onto a CD and giving it to me for free, with the caveat that one day a week he would sit behind me and backseat game HARD. like "build this here, okay now build this here, no not there, HERE, okay now make a path here," etc etc. i never minded it at the time, i genuinely had no idea how to play so i thought he was teaching me. years later i learned that him and his family were Orthodox Jewish and him backseat gaming me was his way of getting around the Sabbath ban on playing video games

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