Local Chaos Baby

in my past life as japanese royalty i had a cyst maiden who tended to my cysts

i fell in love with my cyst maiden but it was forbinden

FUCK. i think i have to learn blender

the humble manual smoothie maker after they break their hands:

every day i log in here and get beat up by genies

the horse when asked what he would like for dinner

put a bullet in me already why dont you

accidentally spilled everything thats ever existed on the floor

however small you may think this dog could be, it is sooo much smaller

that is a spice-organizer-being-used-a-staircase level of small

americans be like fuuuuck yes ill work for 60 years so i can eventually eat candy alone in my house

donald trump will die on july 20th 2025 at 1pm pacific standard time

like to charge reblog to cast

that last one is where Courage the Cowardly Dog lives

you ask tigger what his gender is and he's like "i'm a tigger" and you're like "ok but what are your pronouns" and he's like "t/i/double-guh/er"

you ask pooh what his gender is and he's like "i am a bear of very little brain <3"

you ask piglet what his gender is and he has a panic attack

you ask eeyore what his gender is and he's like "guess they forgot to give me one :("

you ask rabbit and he's like "we need to Prepare for Winter"

you ask kanga and she has like a full discussion with you on gender norms and the gender binary that leaves with you feeling strangely fulfilled. you ask roo and he's like "lumpy what is that" and lumpy's like "idk" and then they go stare at the clouds

dont ask owl