My gf loves playing with my dick in bed because it's "like a little fidget toy"

Normal sized fidget toy

“gentle reminder-” VIOLENT FORGET !!! ❌

“gentle reminder-” VIOLENT FORGET !!! ❌

i kiss you on the mouth and end my turn

i kiss you on the mouth and end my turn

if you are a game designer and you force me to kill wolves AND you have them make sad puppy noises I'm killing you

see this never happens in spider solitaire for windows

why the fuck is it called the xbox 360 what does 360 mean???????????????????

when u see it u turn 360 degrees and walk away

turning 360 degrees would face you right back to the xbox you dipshit

this post somehow still in circulation despite everyone involved being deactivated

even you

Even me

my favourite roast of all tiem is ‘‘you look like pepsi max’‘

it's now deltajune which means deltarune is deltasoon

depending on your timezone it might come out around deltanoon

if you got a TV in there or a handheld console you can play it in your deltaroom

Hey…. Hey… Characters covered in blood, okay? You remember characters covered in blood?? You used to love characters covered in blood

cómo es esto que me cuentan de que hay un país en europa que se llama "portugal" en el que se habla brasilero??? no está bueno mentir con esas cosas chicos

Hey…. Hey… Characters covered in blood, okay? You remember characters covered in blood?? You used to love characters covered in blood