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You send people to space to save the literal entire world and you still don't trust them to dispense their own drugs
Captain America Comics #1
Marvel, 1941
Cover by Jack Kirby and Joe Simon, who were also the primary creators in the interior.
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You know honestly Wyll did not go through enough of an arc in bg3 not to offer himself up as a potential mind flayer. Like obviously it shouldnt be an actual option bc too many players would sacrifice him in a heartbeat.
BUT you canāt tell me Mr āgave up his soul for his city, his humanity for Karlach, and already resigned to going to the hellsā wouldnāt do it all again in a heartbeat. At least itās a form that he can choose this time.
The man is passively suicidal and doesnāt value his own safety. You cannot convince me any of that changed over the course of the game. All of Wyllās big reveals (finding out he can be sent after people who werenāt evil on a technicality, that Balduran wasnāt a hero, that everything his father was training him for built up to a pile of bones who doesnāt see his worthiness or even acknowledge him properly then tries to kill him, that the cost of his freedom is his fatherās life and soon he will have no powers with which to help others OR his only friends reaffirm that his happiness comes secondary, plus his āfriendā potentially sleeping with his ABUSER!!!) would only stir his resolve, pushing him to be the hero who will make up for these shortcomings whether his or others. The Blade of Frontiers isnāt just a title, itās a coping mechanism for the little boy that got abandoned at 17 for doing the right thing, who had to justify his fatherās decision because the alternative is that his hero wasnāt perfect. Wyll has spent 7 years trying to make up for well, being him.
Maybe the big heroic act will this time fix the hurt and make him enough.

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I'm coming to realize how vital it is to keep a running list of shit you did in the past few weeks so that you can participate in small talk. It's literally not anything to do with them being interesting at all it's just having Something to say to give people even the barest thing to hold on to. It's so you don't get into the "what have you been up to" "nothing much what about you" "yeah same" trap. Literally just say something.
What have you been up to? Um well it's getting warmer so I've been having to brush my cat every day.
Like no it's not that interesting of a thing to say. But now they can respond to it. They could say, man yeah it really is heating up, I've been trying to think of things to do inside more often. Or, oh you have a cat? What's their name?
Like. It's Something. All you need is Something. And if you're like me and your brain immediately goes blank upon entering small talk then keeping a list will help you remember things to say.
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george forgets which neopronouns his partner uses. elaine starts dating a guy with her birthname, and discovers his birthname is elaine. jerry takes newmanās comment that he isnt āreallyā butch because he uses bath salts to heart. an ominous horoscope drives kramer to audition for rupaulās drag race.
JERRY: Well, maybe itās any pronouns.
GEORGE: No, Jerry, itās not any pronouns! Iād know if it was any pronouns! If they used any pronouns, I wouldāve defaulted to āsheā by now!
JERRY: Yeah, you would have, wouldnāt you.
(LAUGH TRACK)
GEORGE: Look, Jerry, please, you gotta help me. Theyāre gonna be here in less than ten minutes, just ask them while Iām in the room. Ten seconds, over and done with. Please.
JERRY: You want me to ask for pronouns?
GEORGE: (FALLS UPON KNEES) JERRY IāM BEGGINā YOU!
JERRY: ā¦Tell me I look butch.
GEORGE: WHAT?
JERRY: You heard me. Tell me. I look. Butch.
GEORGE: Jerry, I - I canāt -
JERRY: See, you hesitated! What is it? Is it the shirt, the hair -
GEORGE: Jerry please, we donāt have time for this! JERRY: Ten seconds to ask your new partner what their pronouns are, and you canāt spare any time to tell me what about me passes as femme? GEORGE: ā¦The deodorant is a bit much, I mean, peach-scented deodorant -
JERRY: I KNEW it!
(KRAMER enters through the front door, dressed in nothing but a bra, flesh-colored leggings and a long, blonde wig) KRAMER: Do either of you have any spirit gum? Itās kind of an emergency!
KRAMER: You know I hate to intrude, but uh, what kind of pronouns would you mind me using for you?
(Both JERRY and GEORGE turn discreetly to listen) BRICK: Oh, thank you for asking! Any pronouns are fine!
GEORGE: AAAGH!
(GEORGE stumbles to the floor.)
ELAINE: So they broke up with you, huh?
GEORGE: She didnāt buy my story about fleeing a sudden fire.
JERRY: Youāve got to stop defaulting to she/her.
GEORGE: ANY PRONOUNS, JERRY! She/her is a perfectly valid pronoun! I couldāve had a she/her, a they/them, a xe/xir, Jerry I couldāve had it all.
ELAINE: Still, she/her for Brick? I wouldnāt have guessed, I mean, they were more butch than Jerry.
(JERRY drops his spoon in his diner soup. George and Elaine are unphased. Laugh track.)
GEORGE: So, your relationship is going SO great, huh? With Mr. Deadname?
ELAINE: Yeah, well, Iām probably gonna cut things off. I mean, I got rid of that name for a reason, yknow? Too much baggage.
JERRY: Youāre jealous he was born an Elaine?
ELAINE: Look, I donāt see whatās so bad about being an Elaine! I mean, look at me, am I not the picture perfect Elaine? I was born to be Elaine. My parents didnāt know what they were THINKING not naming me Elaine, but does he care? No. Just tosses Elaine aside like an old sandwich.
GEORGE: An old sandwich?
ELAINE: Yeah, youād toss that out, right?
GEORGE: How old?
ELAINE: I donāt know, a week?
(GEORGE sits in quiet thought)
JERRY: Maybe heās thinking the same thing about you.
ELAINE: What do you mean?
JERRY: Well, maybe heās been wracking his brain trying to figure out why youād throw away a name as perfect asā¦
(ELAINE glares at JERRY)
JERRY: ā¦You know.
ELAINE: No. Thereās no way. With a name like that heās lucky anyone is even interested.
GEORGE: They have a point-
ELAINE: Default back to she/her.
GEORGE: She has a point, Jerry. Not only can I not imagine Elaineās parents picking a name like that, I canāt imagine being an adult and choosing that name. It wouldnāt be anybodyās deadname, it shouldnāt be anybodyās name. Itās just one prolonged mistake.
ELAINE: Better name than George.
(LAUGH TRACK)
JERRY: Maybe itās the opposite.
ELAINE: What do you mean?
JERRY: Well, maybe he picked you up because he misses having Elaine in his life.
GEORGE: You donāt think heāsā¦?
JERRY: No, just likes the name. Maybe he realized heās got some attachment to the name, but he doesnāt want it for himself.
ELAINE: ā¦I could live with that.
(LAUGH TRACK, KRAMER enters in a torn green sequin dress, wig cap, smeared make up, and holding a blonde beehive wig under one arm.)
JERRY: How long did you last?
KRAMER: I didnāt even make it on. I got into a fight with Katya Zamolodchikova.
GEORGE: Over what?
(KRAMER makes some sort of KRAMER sounds and wild hand gestures, the others nod.)
(ELAINEāS BOYFRIEND enters)
JERRY: Oh, hey Blaine.
you, a generalist unspecialized mouse or mouselike mammal:
- food goes from esophagus to stomach to intestine
- can eat and digest almost anything
- adaptable and can survive in many different environments
me, a specialized sanguivorous vampire bat:
- food goes from esophagus to intestine to stomach to intestine
- can only eat blood
- will die if I donāt eat for one night (unless someone vomits in my mouth)
- will die if thereās not enough humidity in the air
- will die if I exercise too much
- will become dehydrated if I drink too much
- constantly pissing so Iām not too heavy to fly
Iāve gotten a couple of requests for more info on this and also I fuckinā love these horrible creatures so let me explain the digestive system of the vampire bat. I guarantee by the end you will be wondering how these creatures even exist.
Vampire bats are the only known obligate blood feeding vertebrates. Other animals like vampire finches supplement their blood diets with other stuff, depending on whatās available. This is because blood is a terrible food to live solely on.
Blood is, first and foremost, 92% just plain water. This means to gain appreciable nutritional value from it, you have to drink A LOT. Common vampire bats drink around 20 grams of blood each night, which doesnāt sound like much unless you realize that common vampire bats weigh, on average, around 30 grams. (Several of them could fit snugly in a teacup.) Thatās like if a person who weighed 150 pounds/68 kg drank 100 lbs/45 kg of fluid every night in half an hour.
This presents an issue, because vampire bats canāt just swell up into an orb and roll off when theyāre done feeding- they need to be light enough to fly. So blood needs to be processed very fast by their digestive system so they can shed the water weight. This is why vampire bats start peeing within about two minutes of feeding, and continue peeing through their approximately 30 min feeding session. It shoots through their body that fast.
Peeing this much at once has consequences on the body, though. To put it briefly, while vampire bat pee is mostly clear water at the beginning of the feeding, it is dark with urea by the end. (Urea is a waste product from food that builds up in the body and is released by urine.) Because they need to keep peeing to process the blood fast and dump toxic urea from the body, their urine becomes more and more concentrated as their bodies run out of water to dilute their urine with. So even though bats may consume 2/3 or more of their body weight of fluid each night, the vast majority of which is water, they may become dehydrated.
Their high risk of dehydration is why they canāt handle dry environments, and why you donāt find them outside of tropical environments. (Really itās a miracle these creatures can survive at all.)
Blood isnāt just a troublesome food because you need to drink a lot of it to live. Itās troublesome because even with the water taken out, the nutritional value of what remains SUCKS, no pun intended. Itās literally basically just some proteins and iron. And while that may be why vampire bats are so jacked (seriously, theyāre very muscular in places most bats arenāt), it is extremely difficult to thrive on. One big reason is that blood contains almost no fat, which is crucial to most animals because it provides spare batteries- essentially, stored energy we can use if food is scarce.
A vampire bat does not have this backup. They will literally die within about 36 hours of not feeding. Even mice can live 3-4 days without food, and they normally live for two years as opposed to a vampire batās 12-20 years. (Depending on their environment.) Each and every night in a vampire batās life is on a knifeās edge, teetering towards starvation.
These bats do help each other, however, by regurgitating small amounts of blood for their hungry colony mates who havenāt found food for the night. Without this behavior Iām not sure the species would be anywhere near the populations it has now; they might not be able to thrive at all considering how desperately mothers with pups need the food. It takes most small bats about two weeks to wean their pups. It can take vampire bats up to nine months to wean their pups (though more generally itās around four months) because their milk suffers from the same lack of nutrition as their food. They also have unusually long pregnancies (5-7 months; other similar-sized bats average around 6 weeks) for the same reason.
The energy budgeting for the vampire bats is so severe that they actually have a sharp limit for how far they can fly before they become exhausted. Vampire bats are not known to migrate or even relocate because frankly, they might end up dropping dead out of the sky.
So, to recap, each day is a struggle between life and death, the bats teeter between drinking too much and becoming too heavy to fly and/or dehydrated, or drinking too little and dying on the way back. This is a highly successful species weāre talking about here. How theyāre so successful with these constraints is a mystery to me, although it might have something to do with their high intelligence.
I havenāt covered one thing, which is the structure of the vampire batās digestive system. So. For the vast majority of vertebrates, food goes in the mouth, down the esophagus, into the stomach and through the intestines. Letās call the esophagus/stomach/intestine routine ABC. Vampire bats⦠take a slightly different route. Using these letters, their digestive order would be ACBC.
Take a look at the following diagram. An average insect-eating batās organs are shown on the left, while those of a vampire bat are on the right.
You may notice that things are a bit⦠off. Unlike practically any other vertebrate on the planet, a vampire batās esophagus splits into two branches. One branch leads directly to the intestines, the other to the stomach. The stomach and intestines are not connected in any other way.
The question is: why? Why this? Why do you have to be like this, vampire bats?
Naturally, the answer is in the diet again. The bat uses its intestines to pull out the negligible nutrition from the blood quickly, then sends the resulting wastewater to the stomach, which balloons tremendously even as it rapidly sends the water to the kidneys to be processed into urine. (Then later they have sludgy black poops.) Even with their fast urination system, bats only manage to shed about a quarter of their water weight by the time they lift off into a sloshy flight, weighing easily twice as much as when they left. See the ābefore and afterā shots below.
(Both photos taken by Jon Flanders. Hey kids, contrary to these images, never touch a bat with bare hands, much less a bat that can deliver extremely deep wounds as well as the bacteria and viruses of whatever animal they just fed on. Donāt Do Thatā¢)
Anyway. I need to stop talking about vampire bat digestion because this got uhhhhhh long. Itās a fascinating yet mystifying subject. If you want to learn more I recommend Dark Banquet: Blood and the Lives of Blood-Feeding Creatures by Bill Schutt. I learned a lot of stuff that I wrote here from that particular book, and it makes for a pretty good read (even though I disagree with his hypothesis about how vampirism evolved in bats). If youāre interested in vampire bat behavior, which is equally interesting, I recommend looking into the research of Gerry Carter.

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