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sometimes you can tell how much someone loves dragon age by how much they hate dragon age

i exfoliated so crazy style today that if anyone tries to catch me i'll be like a sea cucumber btw

reading ppl's responses to this i'm realizing that while many people know sea cucumbers can expel internal organs to evade predators (not what i meant), far fewer people on this site anyway have had to pick up and move sea cucumbers around. fair. they're slippery was my point.

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I think she’s using me for my terrible looks and bad penis and no money

“character who gained weight to show how they are healthy now” trope my beloved

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

what a beautiful time of year everyone is growing veegtables for me spacifically, one problem though you need to make fences shorter im sure its a mistake but i cant reach some of them

hello imptortant message from deer youyr doing it agen. i cant eet the vegbals you are growing for me like this