chatgpt didn’t invent the emdash and they can’t fucking have it. it’s mine.

kids these days don't know what it felt like to be bisexual and wear a stupid as fuck hawaiian shirt in 2017

dan and phil IS the greatest love story ever told just not many people know this bc they choose to tell it through sims 4 lets plays and theatrical variety shows

sometimes ill go onto jackbox.tv, name myself "SCARY GHOST" and just type random codes in until i find a game and then just vote randomly

ngl when ofmd got popular very quickly and there was the predictable backlash from people who dislike popular things I was somewhat sympathetic to people annoyed bc their whole dash was ofmd. like I kind of rolled my eyes but y'know, whatever, it's all good. but now that I am apparently the only person who hasn't seen/doesn't plan to watch the gay hockey show.... SKILL ISSUE. being annoyed by a popular gay show is a skill issue. get good. I am so pleased to scroll past all those posts I have no context for. you guys look like you are having fun and I am genuinely happy for you, the world is a dark and grim place but at least we have gay sex to think about thank you and goodnight

Times like these I remember that Malcolm X quote about healing and how it requires acknowledging the knife is there. Things like "this isn't who we are" and "this is un-American" and "what are we? [insert another country]??" reveal a deep seated denial of American history and state-sponsored domestic terror that I'm just not gonna entertain anymore from leftists over the age of twenty.

one of the funniest side effects of chimney being captain instead of bobby is how buck went from being the firehouse captain's nepo baby to the firehouse captain's dancing monkey. anyone else does something stupid now buck is guaranteed to catch a stray on account of being the captain's annoying little brother

computer open. Computer show me fictional guy

tomorrow, I'm really going to give it my nothing.