friend inside me

VERY WELL!

Come now everybody! It’s time to go! / Let’s grab somebody from a long time ago!

a deal's a deal. here's yer link, partner!

We decided it was a youtube link, specifically a post link. Knowing last time, it was posted on @/theperfectchristmas .

So I cheesed it. I went to the youtube channel and there it was,

Ahh, but someone already commented!

Let us hear them yell! Let them hear us roar! / Maybe you can tell we’re about to soar!

oh what the hell now my replies keep gettin' shot...

well, here's yer cipher.

A gala hostess,

A conductor,

and a cowboy.

The audience was already in the saloon, prior to the three entering.

The cowboy orders a beer, the conductor orders water, and the gala hostess orders a strawberry smoothie.

The other two finish their drinks, but the cowboy does not.

Instead, she stares at the foam of the beer. She asks herself: why did she order this? She doesn't even drink beer.

But eventually, the cowboy chugs the entire thing down. One gulp. She couldn't care less about whether she looked stupid or not.

After she finishes, she looks into the mug.

At the bottom, engraved into the wood, it said

innaccurate. i would drink milk. anyway HOLY SHIT RODEO

the link is vigenere encoded, but i can tell it's the link to a Strawpage! The page is seven letters long.

GOT IT!

with the key AMBASA, we get:

..Rosette? like... Rose?