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this is a reminder that the buckley-diaz family is not a temporary love, okay?

#do not ask me how long ive been working on this #evan buckley #eddie diaz #christopher diaz #buddie #911 abc #buckley diaz family #weewoo brainrot #also im so sorry i literally know nothing of volume control just play it super low #usercam #911 edits

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looking for a YEARNER to be OBSESSED with me. don't swipe if you're not ready to LAY DOWN YOUR LIFE FOR ME and DRIVE me EVERYWHERE. I will NOT message first. texting style: will NOT text you BACK don't even THINK ABOUT IT. I'm SHY it will take you FIVE YEARS to get to KNOW ME. politically MODERATE. I know it says I'm 24 but actually I'm NINE-TEEN. here are 10 different photos of me from the SAME ANGLE where you can't see the entire LEFT SIDE of my FACE. here is a single full body shot from a 165° angle and you have to turn the brightness up to 3000% to see ANYTHING. that one guy in the back of slide 8/10 is actually my BOYFRIEND and SURPRISE he WILL want to FUCK YOU. I'm a confident loyal AQUARIUS and I'm just looking for someone to HIKE IN THE WOODS WITH. I'm a cis man who loves FISHING and I've bought FIVE MONTHS of tinder GOLD so I can set my profile preferences to LESBIANS.

#im tired.

femmechilles

if both teams in the final failed to beat you in 90min you should be crowned the honorary world cup champion. congratulations cabo verde 🥳

hadesisqueer

Two World Cup finalists from opposing teams in this fucking picture, this sport isn't real

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THE BABY'S TEAM WON!!!

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futbol torture nexus

#this shit had me crying for a good 5 minutes

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also like. she has a really deep chin dimple that im kinda obsessed with. thats a big factor

ok im gonna go for it money probably grows on a tree somewhere

#this girl and i have been circling each other on dating apps for years maybe we're soulmates

poughkeepsiesjr

also like. ok there's movie tickets but also if I'm going on a date I'm also getting popcorn/food and drinks and if she says she can't pay that's me EASILY paying like $60 minimum. and again ive spoken like 10 sentences to this girl in the past two hours

poughkeepsiesjr

I do like her initiative in planning a date tho

#hm. hm hm hm

also like. ok there's movie tickets but also if I'm going on a date I'm also getting popcorn/food and drinks and if she says she can't pay that's me EASILY paying like $60 minimum. and again ive spoken like 10 sentences to this girl in the past two hours

#idkkkk i need to put myself out there more but come ON

girl asking me out but lets me know upfront she can't pay for the date (movie tickets)

eh go for it

Run

Voting ended on15h

on the one hand its for a drive in theater which id lowkey like to go to. on the other hand we've exchanged like 10 texts at most and lowkey is she just tryn to use me to go watch a movie she wants to see lol. on the other other hand she's kinda cute. on the other other other hand the convo is kinda dry so idk if it's even worth it

#also like. unless we're going on dates regularly i do usually be living by the whoever asks for the date pays for it rule

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Fellow EMS??? Yippee!!!!!

this is NOT the day to yippee ems

#im 11-00 today which means im going home and IMMEDIATELY getting drunk

so far today my ambulance has fully broken down and my patient has ran away 👍

#ive lived 3 different lives today

rhodeys

Kenneth Choi and Aisha Hinds via Creation Entertainment (x)

#i get him cause if i had this much rpf material on my coworkers theyd never stop hearing about it

gaygoatshane

poughkeepsiesjr

my favorite thing about ryliver is that it's so clear that they're painfully aware of the fact that buddie wasn't even the original plan and was just accidentally born out of their insane sexual chemistry

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#hes so.

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my supervisor is pregnant with a boy and I asked her what she's thinking of naming him and she said "christopher" so I asked her what her first son's name is and she goes THEODORE

#i literally cant even make this shit up

poughkeepsiesjr

highlights of moving into an apartment with my best friends week 1:

did a full day of moving the big heavy stuff with a uhaul and not a single person yelled or got upset and we just laughed through the pain

coming home after work at midnight and debriefing the day while standing in the kitchen eating tru fru

getting texts like "the garlic infused olive oil and focaccia I made are waiting for u in the kitchen when u come home"

yelling WE HAVE AN APARTMENT across the apartment every few hours

sitting on the living room rug with the tv on the ground and having crackers and dip for dinner while picking a new show that we're gonna watch together

spending saturday morning sitting on the bed cuddling the dog and while my friend plays stardew and I read fanfiction

meal planning for our work lunches together

poughkeepsiesjr

downsides of moving into an apartment with my best friends part 1:

realizing I need food to survive and the meals my mommy made didn't grow on trees

#this is a NIGHTMARE #first i have to figure out what i want to eat. already a bad start #then i have to figure out what i need to buy #then i have to go to the grocery store #then i have to locate the items #then i have to use MY money to BUY shit thats gonna be gone in a single meal???#i know everyone already knows this but existence is a PRISON

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