happy!Sisyphus

being anxiously attached and self-aware about it is so hard cause yeah I recognize my mood is entirely dependent on this girl I met two days ago and outwardly im doing everything in my power to not put that on her cause thats shitty and unfair but also someone PLEASE run me over with a train

there's so many things to dislike about the odyssey but tbh reading most critiques feels as braindead as the movie's worst aspects cause why am I reading nolan "de-hottied Circe and made her overly-emotional and reactive and falsely accuse the men of being rape threats" and it has 400 notes

also, my take on the use of "modern" language in the odyssey is that I genuinely have no problem with the idea of simplifying the language of the story to reflect the accessibility of the homeric stories or whatever, but the script was inconsistent enough with its tone (I don't know that much about linguistics but I think I'm trying to refer to the semantics or pragmatics of the language(?)) that the shift between more flowery phrases and telemachus repeatedly talking about his MOM and DAD continuously pulled me out of the story

looking for a YEARNER to be OBSESSED with me. don't swipe if you're not ready to LAY DOWN YOUR LIFE FOR ME and DRIVE me EVERYWHERE. I will NOT message first. texting style: will NOT text you BACK don't even THINK ABOUT IT. I'm SHY it will take you FIVE YEARS to get to KNOW ME. politically MODERATE. I know it says I'm 24 but actually I'm NINE-TEEN. here are 10 different photos of me from the SAME ANGLE where you can't see the entire LEFT SIDE of my FACE. here is a single full body shot from a 165° angle and you have to turn the brightness up to 3000% to see ANYTHING. that one guy in the back of slide 8/10 is actually my BOYFRIEND and SURPRISE he WILL want to FUCK YOU. I'm a confident loyal AQUARIUS and I'm just looking for someone to HIKE IN THE WOODS WITH. I'm a cis man who loves FISHING and I've bought FIVE MONTHS of tinder GOLD so I can set my profile preferences to LESBIANS.