COME AT ME.

sexual thrill at the mere prospect of cataloging things in a database

how the fuck am i, the girl who regularly works on power supplies, which people are famously advised to absolutely never open due to shock hazard, like the only one here without notable electric shock experiences

Reblog and put in the tags if you can remember where you got the shirt you're currently wearing.

i really like how the milkman exists as an entirely fossilized character who now serves no purpose other than to fuck people's wives for the punchline

“let’s run away together” trope fucks me up bc it’s almost always doomed. but what if it’s not this time.

Oh okay so that was my last straw #MyLastStraw

l-e-t-s-a-g-o it's a me mario

if you've ever applied for a job you deserve 50 million dollars in financial compensation

the Masters of the Universe remake makes this video relevant again which means we are in the best timeline

look at yourself ass naked wit socks and shoes on and tell me it’s not the funniest shit you ever seen

sonic the hedgehog