QUADRUPLE LEO

She should be at the club

mirrored in perfect symmetry by how the werewolf form in skyrim is locked behind the fighter's guild equivalent in the first city the player is ever directed to (in a game where the fighters guild no longer requires you to complete criminal contracts) so it's actually almost impossible to miss

if people start uncritically believing lestat’s version of the story I’m gonna start saying louis is a reliable narrator to cancel it out

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

always funny when i find i can't reblog a post because the op, who i've never interacted with, has me blocked. i guess they were just too weak to handle obnoxious & pedantic opinions delivered in a mean & needlessly aggressive posting style huh. oh well, haters gonna hate,