“Let The Bread Slumber.”

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

please. Untitled Artwork was my father. call me Untitled Artwork (1)

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

I don't want a Career I want to Fuck Around

And not find out. I cannot stress enough how much I do not want to find out.

I would still use my turn signals in the Mad Max Wasteland. They'd call me "Signal" because I'd hit my blinker before ramming the enemy hot rods into the side of a desert ravine. I'd use my turn signal every time. They would respect me for this.

"That is Signal, the Last Follower of the Old Law."

i am a biological machine that turns cold cans of Campbell’s soup into shareholder value and nude selfies

"you don't like mpreg?" i don't even like fpreg