Quotidian

You can lie when you name things

To honor my dead grandfathers and soon to be father

People don’t even say w00t anymore.

Someone else come fuck that guy for me

I love how this addition would be absolutely incomprehensible almost anywhere else but we know exactly what it means

i really like how the milkman exists as an entirely fossilized character who now serves no purpose other than to fuck people's wives for the punchline

[guy who doesnt watch shows voice] yeah ive been meaning to watch that show

they used to do nothing to me back in the morally neutral lab. it sucked

you were the control

fuuuuck what were they doing to the other folks #fomo

Mecha-Lincoln has been programmed to know sorrow.