iscariotstuff

Just learned about history. Appalled

i'm thrilled my tweet continues to upset new yorkers even after my twitter ban

the best part about this map is that everywhere in blue and green completely sucks. They're an economic and cultural drain in the country. It's filled with meth and super cults and contributes nothing. Crazy how shit Prods are.

tumblr will expose you to types of guys that you thought were extinct

knew a guy in college who'd open up his academics page and masturbate furiously to his pristine 4.0 gpa. is what he told me, at any rate. after he started getting big money internships he'd also jack off to the salary offers; i'm sure wherever he is now he's doing the same w his annual bonus or stock options or whatever. hate to say it but i think he has life more or less figured out

milf (myself i’d like to forgive) and dilf (despair i’d like to forget)

in the TikTok robot lady voice

Yeah sure I'll reblog that

I can’t believe I read this post with my own fucking eyes

I love it unironically, I burst out laughing. It hits the same note as “the opposite of malice is bonfire”.

I don't think there's enough appreciation for the dark cosmic humor that is Kai Winn's problem being that God won't talk to her, and Sisko’s problem is he can't get God to shut up

not to have a hot take on my own post but guys I don't think the prophets care that Kai Winn is mean.