God, when did Man lose his reason?

i have truly posted some things online

to the window to the walls to the corner dick and balls

Whenever Americans use Cryillic like. That. I just. Instantly shrivel up an cry

Like idk how to tell you this but н isnt h and и isnt n

It’s true and you should say it.

If you want to explain, what does it mean then? 0.0

н makes n sound,и makes ee sound, я makes ya sound, р makes r sound, в makes v sound

you mean, like, ня?

oh no. It can be made with Cyrillic now

ня

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE EXPLAINED

НЯ

НЯ

OH. GOD.

THATS SO FUNNY

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

MAGIC POTATO GO!🥔

i have the utmost faith in thee o potato of luck

Oh great potato, pls give me some good news!!!

You’re just not ready. At no point in this video when he says the next thing are you ready.

happy pride month to country mama lynn and country mama lynn only

Someone give this woman a damn crown and medal

Happy pride month to country mama lynn and ger gay son only

aint it crazy how many people realize they're queer when they have the language to express how they feel and a support system to encourage self exploration????

I never stop enjoying reading this. Literally everyone's lives improves.

Ancient legends say that if you reblog this on June you get 110% gayer and stronger

right at the beginning when she's like how do I help my son feel loved and accepted I'm here shouting "QUEEN YOU ALREADY DID THAT BY TAKING HIS SIDE AND LEAVING THAT NO GOOD HUSBAND FOR HAVING THE AUDACITY TO KICK YOUR BABY OUT!" And Good for her! this is the only response to a man who kicks out a child.

without it appears any hesitation. She's got it solid.

if the tech teacher doesn't know what linux is then he deserves whatever mayhem this middle schooler is going to inflict

sherpas used to be treated like expedition partners that knew the land better than you because they were raised on it and now they’re treated like they are lowly disposable service workers setting up heated tents or spas for wealthy hikers who have no business on the mountain like they are collecting your nasty trash off one of the holiest and most sacred mountains in the world like do y’all understand that we see sagarmatha or mount everest as a living deity on earth while the rest of the world sees her as a conquest?

following weird horny furries who are into shit like pooltoys and transformation and stuff is enrichment. the vitamins and minerals of posting

once you get over your ass and realise you will never get some people and that’s ok you are basically immune to right wing fearmongering. otherkin? none of my fucking business

I must not fall victim to disgust. Disgust is the heart-killer. Disgust is the little-death that brings total apathy. I will face my disgust. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the disgust has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

The line in my family is "Well, that's....a choice." Implying that it's a choice that works for whoever is making it, but it's not one we would make. Which is fantastic. They mind their business, make their choices, and we stay in our own goddamn lanes.

This is true bi/ace solidarity.

This is the only correct way

I keep seeing that dumpling image go around and I need everyone to know that ricotta gnocchi don't belong there. those aren't filled dumplings. if you you start putting unfilled dumplings with the filled dumplings where does it end. we're going to have to expand the category to funnel cakes and donuts it's completely untenable

This animal looks like someone poured dog into a polar bear mold

I mean, it's a livestock guardian dog. Mess with its flock and you'll see that they can, indeed, be much closer to polar bear than dog.

“who is linkin park?” - one shot KO by my younger coworker