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Jarvis has a fear of the outdoors (like, it's almost impossible to take him for walks, he starts shaking and becomes immovable) but we've learned he likes watching the outside, so we made him a little perch by the office window so he can get some sunshine and watch people. We're hoping that it's at least some enrichment for him, since his trauma leaves him cooped up a lot. It's become his favorite spot in the house.

Jarvis has a fear of the outdoors (like, it's almost impossible to take him for walks, he starts shaking and becomes immovable) but we've learned he likes watching the outside, so we made him a little perch by the office window so he can get some sunshine and watch people. We're hoping that it's at least some enrichment for him, since his trauma leaves him cooped up a lot. It's become his favorite spot in the house.

You shorten coca-cola to Coke, not cola, because cola is a type of soda/flavor

I really wanted to convince everyone (and myself) that I liked these historical sportsmen a very normal amount

I still like the term parental unit that we used to use as a joke in middle school and high school. Did everyone else do that or was it just a my social circles thing?