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there should be a jesus on the cross emoji. not for any religious reasons. just so I can use it for every slight inconvenience.

ive never wanted to send a death threat over a game before

tautological wordle answer

posts that make you open wordle

Oh boy better go try today’s wordle

WHAT THE FUCK

kitten i'll be honest daddy isn't sure he's cut out for full time employment

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

idk i would personally rather give up access to certain products seasonally or locally than have people enslaved to give me the ability to have any product any place any time. i think i can go without tomatoes in january.

I love that we’ve always been making little guys

a perfect world where people go to play minigolf and say to each other "so. if this is minigolf, then whats golf?" and no one knows because golf hasnt existed for hundreds of years by that point

They reinvent golf from minigolf and what they come up with involves rolling beach balls through a theme park

the engineers designing the tesla truck

"you couldnt make seinfeld today" you couldve made seinfeld in 45 B.C.