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Ever since I was a little kid I knew I wanted to grow up and make arguments

#this is true bc one of my earliest memories is asking my mom to argue with me about what this building across the street from us was #like it was a game #and she said no bc i was wrong about what it was #personal

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dragon-in-a-fez

if you want to see how fast something can change from a "right" to a "privilege" in people's minds, try suggesting it should be extended to children, immigrants, and prisoners

anarchistmemedistro

64mpg

it has always been a dream of mine to relax

64mpg

it’s just not possible

eldritchbauble

You should be immediately suspicious of anyone who tries to convince you to hate other trans people.

rowanisawriter

imo the pov character should be lying to themselves and concealing shit from themselves constantly

unyieldingsilence

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rowanisawriter

exactly, bestie. Exactly

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ravioliet

yes i do ship those characters but i ship them in an infinitely more aroace way than you will ever be able to comprehend

ravioliet

they're not "dating" they're not "a couple" they're intrinsically connected and intertwined with each other for eternity. they're bound together like the stars. get with the program

#me with royai tbh

caztiel

ultraluuminary

#this is me. I love anesthesia #fucking time travel. oh I'm stressed about this procedure and now it's over #I wish you could do it for boring things. anesthesia for my plane ride

the-real-seebs

Someone linked me this beautiful poster, and I'm just really impressed.

My contribution:

totallynotgayforyou

petrichordiam

@solipseismic thank u for the insight 🫡

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phantomrose96

You know the. You know the Femme Fatale "I grew up with 10 brothers so I know how to fight" character?

That's

That's Roy Mustang

Just the opposite.

Roy "I grew up with 10 sisters so I know how to disguise covert information reconnaissance as flirting" Mustang.

"I grew up with 10 sisters so I know how to weaponize my sexual charm to disarm others and win favor."

Roy led every higher-up to believe he was just a fuckboy and a manwhore in this for his own ego and that they shouldn't view him as any kind of violent revolutionary like "no sir I'm just a slut."

Roy Mustang.

phantomrose96

I'm surprised I didn't say this in the original post but to specify: Roy Mustang grew up in a brothel, specifically he grew up adopted by a woman running a brothel where, specifically, all the women there are in the business of covert information reconnaissance by playing escort to important politicians.

Which. is an absolutely batshit primary character backstory to mention once, late in the series, and then immediately move on from.

And actually Hiromu Arakawa did it so well that every single fan interpretation of Roy Mustang for the FMA03 anime treated him as an honest to god man-slut. Bought his whole act hook line and sinker.

And you do, in fact, need to get further into the manga/Brotherhood to realize he is just acting like a slut because surely a true and honest hand-to-god slut like this guy wouldn't be overthrowing the government.

#fma #he's so!!!!#many mangahood fans also do not understand this #true roy understanders know that man is not sealing the deal #canonically he owns a couch and his car that man does not fuck. imagine you're trying to bring someone home #you're colonel roy mustang you're almost thirty you're a state alchemist and you bring someone home to fuck on your couch #NO YOU DON'T #Roy has 0 bitches and 1 platonic situationship who's willing to kill him if necessary and he's EVERYTHING TO ME

malibuklaus

raccoonmilf

Fun fact: due to the ongoing financial support from the people of tumblr, critically endangered pygmy raccoons being rehabbed in Cozumel are now able to get vaccines for deadly diseases like distemper and rabies before they are released.

leebrontide

The funniest and most enduring legacy of dashcon.

#wait how do I contribute to the critically endangered pygmy raccoon fund

on Sunday my family was talking about how raccoons are domesticating themselves and I just sat there helpless because I couldn't remember a citation for no the fuck they aren't other than "well raccoonmilf says..."

#belldam chimes

petrichara

Love, grief, and magic in the mundane

1- @Bluewmist on Twitter / 2- Roly Poly is Taken on Twitter / 3- About Time (2012) by Richard Curtis, image from Mita Park on Unsplash / 4- Sherri Turner on Twitter / 5- Cold Solace by Anna Belle Kaufman / 6- The Anthropocene Reviewed by John Green

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captain-acab

Catch me being a modern-day cyberpirate screaming up alongside you on the 405 in my mad max car with half a bitcoin farm's worth of RAM in the backseat as I hack your Bitchless Towyota™ device and steal the boat you're towing right off the back bumper of the tesla your dad bought you

As i roar into the sunset you have to swerve* to avoid the small flotilla of hacked Towyota devices trailing behind me

(*in fact you do not swerve because you're on hands-free driving to go along with your hitch-free towing so you can only watch helplessly as your tesla mistakes your stolen booty for a small child and accelerates crashing into it and killing you instantly)

funstyle

ppl complain abt everyone being so boring/inauthentic/detached these days but the second u have interests they deem unusual theyll be like "waitttt thats giving neurodivergent..." like damn its so awesome that were pathologising giving a fuck about anything they dont sell at a tj maxx

#and we're reducing neurodivergence to “unusual interests” while the everything else about it is highly stigmatized

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