Danny: I have a confession to make. I'm from a different dimension
Dick: Last February, I gave you a Valentine's Day card. You accepted it, then panicked when you saw what was on it.
Danny: You handed me an image of one of the most feared ghosts in the multiverse!
Dick: So am I right to assume there is no holiday called Valentine's in your dimension?
Danny: No, there is, but our symbol of love is a heart. You know, like sane people.
Dick: Why are you so scared of him?
Danny: He shoots you on sight! You're going about your day, fall in love by accident and then BOOM- dead! And if you escape him, Cupid the Terrible hunts you down for the rest of your life. All because you fell in love!
Dick: Wait, your Cupid hunts down people in love?
Danny: Yeah, what does your Cupid do?
Dick: He shoots you with arrows that cause you to fall in love. He literally brings the feeling of love.
Danny: Wow.....and your Halloween spirit? Is he sweet, too? Ours swings a sword of fear, and as soon as it touches someone, they find themselves trapped in their greatest fear.
Dick: Ohhhh, that's why you barricaded us in my room last Halloween.
Danny: No, that was because I saw Nigtwing sniffing around you again. He's a powerful ghost and my powers are a tad bit limited in this universe. I had to protect you.
Dick: You know, when you knocked on my door at midnight on Halloween, I thought you were there for something else.
Danny: What? Why? I was carrying wood planks to board the windows.
Dick: Sometimes a man can hope for something else
Danny: I don't understand the people in this world.
Dick: Its okay, I still love you
Danny, unaware he's been in a relationship for a year: YOU WHAT?
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