The One No One Warned You About

its so early, don't do this to me 😭

rabbot videosexting on call because they miss each other while robby's on sabbatical and BUT HANG ON WAIT....robby is a pathetic boomer so he lowkey forgot to switch off his camera and mic and end the call so he jerks off and jack does to because he finds that hot and then robby cums when jack reveals he's been there the whole time. SEND TWEET, (cough if someone writes this...heh...who said that.)

If loving Robby was a crime I'd be put to the electric chair.

Something something…Ride The Lightning. One hell of a way to go.

I get road rage on the bus. Or even walking down the street sometimes.

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be a part of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

Don't use AI to write. Use cocaine like a real author.

True - I don’t know the writers age on a recent fic I’d read, but they were so sweet and apologetic because English isn’t their first language. And still managed to write a spicy tale.