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They’re so funny let’s all read the book called ‘the book that kills you’ from hit audio drama ‘do NOT under any circumstances read the book called ‘the book that kills you’’.

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frazzledrazzled

relistening to Magnus Archives season one and this is literally how every episode starts:

"statement of Michael Guy, regarding the many murders and disappearances of his family. Statement begins: (soft voice) There are things they don't tell you before working at a gay night club 😔"

janitorjuliann

there rly is something so special about re-listening to early king falls am with the full knowledge of sammy's whole Deal. you're a radio presenter who is clinically depressed and desperately trying to find your missing fiance who you're pretty sure went missing due to supernatural phenomena you, a die hard sceptic, don't believe in but your new cohost does, a guy who's rapidly becoming your best friend despite your deeply repressive nature due to a lifetime in the closet, a guy who reminds you of your missing fiance so much and you're dealing with all THAT mess of emotions but you can't tell him about any of that (due to your repressive nature) and every day you wonder when it will become too much for you. but also there's a pet psychic and she has a message from your childhood dog.

#doing a relisten and they started introducing said psychic (medium) as i read this post. definitely something #king falls am

janitorjuliann

while im talking about king falls am. its so fucking funny in retrospect how quickly sammy becomes a genuine political agitator in this small town like. sammy when he packs up his whole life and moves to king falls on the desperate hope that jack is here only to find absolutely no trace of him:

honestlytoomuch

Id: meme of an old man shrugging. Text reads "guess I'll fistfight the mayor." End ID.

#to be fair. from his perspective the first thing the mayor did was try to cover up an unknown dead body in the town he suspected his missing #fiancé to have disappeared to. i feel he had some reason to be personally invested in fist-fighting the mayor.#not that he thought the body was jack (although maybe he did; what do i know?) but the local government discouraging #public investigation into missing/dead persons cases would actively inconvenience him. and then ofc theres the corruption #king falls am #dont mind me rbing this to my mostly-inactive tma blog. i guess this is just a podcast blog now #also im relistening to kfam. in 2026. i guess

cldhead

can i have a cigarette?

cabinette

OH. OH MY GOD.

THATS NOT ARTIFACTING. THATS THE BODY SWAYING.

HOLY SHIT.

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catgirlhell

its official: tumblr is selling our data to Midjourney

Internal documents obtained by 404 Media show that Tumblr staff compiled users' data as part of a deal with Midjourney and OpenAI.

we'd been hearing rumors about this for a bit but now its open and out there. some details from this article

it goes without saying, but if @staff goes through with this its going to be an utter shitshow and im all but certain the website will not survive it.

evilwizard

everyone go enable this immediately. you have to do this individually for each separate side-blog. i cannot believe staff didn’t inform us about this before implementing it

murderandcoffee

thinking about avatars in pre-modern times…

a royal food tester (eats food to see if it poisoned or safe) who, after years of fearing that every meal will be their last, becomes an avatar of the end

a “witch” whose entire life was shattered and who was burned at the stake, who returns in a gout of flame as an avatar of the desolation

roving bands of trackers who slowly grew more bestial and separated from their villages, chasing ever bigger prey as avatars of the hunt

children branded as changelings who become avatars of the stranger

shunned bastard children who beguile their ways into the good graces of their rich parent’s family and gracefully claw their way to the top as avatars of the web

just… avatars in eras long passed. shaped by the world around them

webtable

i miss the dark, jonny sims. i miss her a lot, i'll be back.

webtable

truly a jack of all trades, the dark has its hands in everything and nobody blinks an eye. deep connections to both the vast and the buried despite their being foundational opposites because it could be a signifier of both too-open and too-close spaces. she's got a deep connection with the hunt in the form of the still and lightless beast. the blinding white light, or black nothingness, of a life coming to an end. the same gothic overtones as the web. could easily pair with the stranger because the less you see, the more your brain tries to trick you. nothing like sensory deprivation to make you feel deeply crazy and/or lonely. sickness, vermin, mold, and fungi all breed in darkness

she's media relations.

#connected even to the eye through the hunt too #with the fear of something watching you which you cannot see #the dark

jordankennedy

Which character do you wish had had a more prominent role in season five? the obvious ones don't count

idk who “the obvious ones” would be but i mostly just wish we got to see more past statement givers again ESPECIALLY ones that likely would have been in charge of their own domains instead of being victims. i was shooting soooo hard for karolina gorka to come back

jordankennedy

season five should have been a live statement giver reality show

#wouldve fucking LOVED a karolina gorka follow up #buried so under represented

t0tally-n0t-3m0

The name Jonathan means 'God has given' while the surname Sims means 'He who hears' and I could write an essay on the importance of the name and how it connects to the plot of tma but I CANT because all Jonny did was PLAGIARIZE his FUCKING BIRTH CERTIFICATE

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sasuketheeuchiha

thinks about her (magnusarchives fallen london au)…………… (id in alt text)

more under the cut

#oo i love these sm #jon sims #gertrude robinson #elias bouchard #maxwell rayner #fallen london #art

itslookingback

playlist for when ur listening to mag 160 for the first time

#wow thats a lot of songs for a five minute episode

slowspinningredemption

had a dream last night where I took a uquiz called "what do you serve?" and at first the questions were standard but as the quiz progressed they became more and more highly specific to me personally and the answers became more and more similar and I realised the quiz Knew me and was forcing me into being honest by giving me no other option so I tried to click out but it just went to the next question which was "are you the spider? or are you the web?" and it had an option for each but I didn't click either so it then turned to a text box and I typed "I think I'm the fly" and the quiz paused for a while and then took me to a results page that said "you serve truth" and the description just read "what you know will kill you but you will die laughing" so like. good morning everyone I guess :/

#????#the web #the eye

slowspinningredemption

had a dream last night where I took a uquiz called "what do you serve?" and at first the questions were standard but as the quiz progressed they became more and more highly specific to me personally and the answers became more and more similar and I realised the quiz Knew me and was forcing me into being honest by giving me no other option so I tried to click out but it just went to the next question which was "are you the spider? or are you the web?" and it had an option for each but I didn't click either so it then turned to a text box and I typed "I think I'm the fly" and the quiz paused for a while and then took me to a results page that said "you serve truth" and the description just read "what you know will kill you but you will die laughing" so like. good morning everyone I guess :/

#????#the web #the eye

sel-jpg

your archivist looks gnc (and fancy) af

#good for him #jon sims #art

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disasterzoo-inactive

surprised i haven’t seen one for tma yet. fine i’ll do it myself

disasterzoo-inactive

#LMAOOOOO

horngryeyes

new the magnus archives game. which episode was released the closest to when you started listening to tma? i’ll go first. i started after season four finale and by the time season 5 rolled around i was caught up. if you started in season 1 you get a veterans discount

#i think either 125 civilian casualties or 126 sculptors tools

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