Starfieldbhm

Hey all I kinda wanted to try out a new bio for people to ignore 😅

Im the 7 time pink taco eating champion! I like short walks to the buffet line and my favorite color is green. Big spoon expert but working on my small spoon game. I'm hung like a field mouse but I can lick the crumbs outta the bottom of a Pringles can. Don't ask me to crush you if you're afraid of death, I can't be responsible.

Many many moons ago I was big and athletic. Ex-homecoming king and football badass 😎😄. Now I'm just really big. I'm extremely hedonistic. Not so much a feedee. Food just doesn't connect with me sexually sadly. But I love to live a life of excess and pleasure.

I'm a huge fan of gaming. I love games like magic the gathering, Warhammer, D&D. Even generic stuff like spades. I spend a vast majority of my day playing games online like league of legends and hunt showdown. I've got a pretty large steam collection so I may have what you play. I'm always on the lookout for some gaming friends.

I'm on disability so technically the US government thinks I'm so good at gaming snacking and snuggles they pay me to do them.

I do have an only fans. Link below. The only fans is basically snack money. The government might pay me to be a potato but the pay isn't great 😉. Also I stream on twitch from time to time. I love games but hate shirts. So you'll probably catch me gaming shirtless.

I try to get along with everyone, and I'd say I'm pretty easy going. But I find it hard to chat with right wingers. We just don't see eye to eye on alot of things. So if you like Trump, think covid is a hoax, are a racist, homophobe, sexist, or don't think people should be able to make decisions about their own body, or just all around a shit person. We're probably best to not chat, trust me 😁

I'm in an open relationship and a massive flirty slut. Sorry if I'm too much!

Below are my links to other platforms, including OnlyFans fans and Twitch. Plus a wish list if you're feeling generous or want to feed a fatty. 💜

https://linktr.ee/StarfieldBHM

Awww

Well I feel most importantly we need to match in views. Id never date a Trumper, or someone who doesn't belive in science. I need them to be an ally to all minorities. Things like that.

I love banter, and being a nuisance 😅. So they need to be able to handle my spiciness.

Physically, I love eyes. I like most body types, but I LOVE contrast.

Im kinda done with bothering with these dumb ass insults. Yup. Ima die. Were all gonna die. But im going to die knowing I loved how I lived. Will you feel the same?

Well.. I mean, nobody but you!!! Thanks for sharing your thoughts with me. I couldn't care less what a manchild on the internet thinks of me. The important thing is you want me soooo fuckin bad but you'll have to settle for jerking off to my internet smut bc your too much of an incel to hook up with me.

I mean. He reached out to me. Like if you're truly trying to make content with me. I shouldn't have to hold your fucking hand.

Content where you're going to be on camera.

You cant be fully open...

BUT! you'll shoot porn with me?

Makes sense

Lol what??

Is this is about the other ask I got asking to be squished??

The anonymous statement was more of a idk who you are. Like give me something. Send a DM, send a pic, something.

What am I supposed to do with an anonymous ask saying "ill let you squash me"?