Don't Be Afraid, Just Start the Tape

huh. i am both wound and blade. neat.

you're not "gay" you're just addicted to the oxytocin and dopamine rush from sucking penis

Goddamn preach this

"Your most important survival skill is asking for help." THIS, it makes me so damn pissed off when parents try and normalize that asking for help is a taboo thing!

This feels important to reblog

Soviet animation here (it's august 5th, 2026, the date on which the story ends, so it's still relevant)

The De Romanus family tree is insane as fuck because we know the older a vampire gets the more potent their blood becomes which is why really old vampires aren't allowed to make fledglings as it makes them too strong and also go mad. But Marius's maker was Teskhamen who was like 3000 when he made Marius, and then Marius waited until he was 1500 to make Armand, who waited until he was 500 to make Daniel. Whole family lineage of geriatric pregnancies that ends up making crazy ass fledglings.

I wish I had the same zest for life as I do for sucking dick

it’s annoying living indifferent time zones because all I want to do is talk to my boyfriend because I miss him but he’s asleep and by the time he wakes up it’s time for me to go to bed 😭😭😭

I love loving my boyfriend. I love being with my boyfriend. I love being obsessed with my boyfriend. Don’t talk to me if you hate your boyfriend. This is a boyfriend appreciation zone. Having a boyfriend is great. Get yourself a boyfriend (doesn’t have to be boy). Boyfriends are cool. Boyfriends are great. I love my boyfriend

i don’t bet on losing dogs i bet on winning dogs. they’re just having a bad day. i’m sure they’ll win next time