the bitch u know as sparkle is back

TRUE HATERS, SINCE DAY 1 THEY HAVENT BEEN GIVING THEM A FUCKING INCH

20 years later. you're kermit. opening night at the muppet theater. you look up. you can't believe it. those two awful cunts from next door are here. neither of them died yet. they're going to be here, forever.

I love to sneeze! It makes me feel so fuckable my nipples get hard and I am fulllllly loaded

Evil macklemore (mackleless) song about buying brand new shit you don't need called Gift Shop

imagining a late 18th/early 19th century young lady standing proudly in a fine gown with a labubu clipped to her chatelaine

do me a favor and plz reblog with your five most recently used non-face, non-hand, non-heart emojis

All my hearing damage is from bands that fuckin shred \m/ \m/ so I've got elevenitus. It's one higher.

hi so yeah im trying to find the hotel california and i know i have to take the highway to hell but i accidentally turned left onto the boulevard of broken dreams. i took the first hard right onto the rocky road to dublin cuz i thought it would loop back around but it didnt lol and i know im waaaaaay off course bc i just drove by the house of the rising sun haha. so how many miles until i get to the hotel

500 MILES?!?!?!

it's not frequent enough to be considered a meme or a trend, but I like how every so often this site gets a new "woke mafia boss" variation.

ill do a whole lot more than just bite the bullet ill fuck the gun too

oh my god I just saw the cutest thing in the world. little Black girl with beads in her hair for the first day of school and the beads were pink then silver then a bunch of yellow then beige then grey to make them look like pencils 🥺🥺🥺 brb I will draw an artist’s rendition

relatedly, the on-set story of hannah crying uncontrollably after the cameras cut and gillian gently asking if she knows how to regulate herself and her saying no (and them figuring it out and jane smoking a cigarette with her after) is kind of a parallel metanarrative. again in my beautiful mind.