SappySparkle

Do I have to be pretty? Is it not enough to simply be the loudest person in the room with the best opinions

I know I already reblogged the other cross stitch thing I had done, but this was the first one I had ever made all by myself. I remember when @therealjacksepticeye liked the original photo around 4-5 years ago and I literally cried because I was so happy to know he had seen it. I've always wanted to give it to him, hoping maybe I'd go to PAX or something and see him there, but I've never been able to go.

I remember when I made this roughly 4-5 years ago now and I was so proud of it. I'm no artist, I can't make art like the rest of the people in the community, but this was a way that I was able to contribute and it made me feel good about myself. @markiplier you are a great man and I'm still happy to actually say I still watch your videos. I wish I had a way of giving this to you, I've always wanted to.

Are you reacting to the inclusion of Phil or the grammar? It’s “He and Phil”

#Hermes: he’s dead Dionysus you don’t actually have to do this #Dionysus [polishing his giant wooden dildo]: I made a PROMISE (x)

This is the also the myth of the creation of the dildo. And in some versions of the myth, Prosymnus’ soul was so overjoyed, that he was transferred to Elysium. That’s right, Dionysus rode Prosymnus’ pseudo-dick so good that he was moved to the Blessed AfterlifeTM

dionysus: can’t believe prosymnus died before I could keep my promise to let him bone me the nymphs: you don’t have to, you know dionysus, oiling up the world’s first dildo: no I’m gonna

Prosymnus’ soul literally ascended

dionysus is so chaotic, but like in the best way and that’s why he’s my fave

vampires really should be able to get drunk they literally have to be alive forever let them have this

hc: vampires have no blood so they get drunk faster than people

charlie pulling over a shirtless carlisle at 4 am: dr cullen your blood alcohol content is literally 100% how are you not dead carlisle: au contraire im absolutely dead

I did not expect a decent twilight joke on my dash in 2019, but nevertheless there it is and it’s hilarious.

*emerges from the grave* hey anyone know a good sony vegas or abode priemere download? cause your broke editor needs it.

Here lies Kay. She is a great friend.

Here lies Nosy. She nasty and it’s not as complicated as I’m making it.

here lies ellie she has been haunting my existence with discourse since retsupurae went after him

Here lies Tabby she was a good female character

Here Lies Alexis Molina. She was a jitatan octopus.

Here lies CelticPyro. She was just going to be a good mom. 😳😳😳

Here lies Marie. She was just about to go back to normal.

Here lies Rynn. She was supposed to be a good person but she didn’t know how to make her own kids.

Here lies Cecilia. She stayed in a room and had to go to the bathroom to see Laurie’s mother in a man named after her husband.

Here lies Maple. She was just going to say hi to you and your family and she said that she was going to be there for you.

Here lies Marey. They were sad you don’t want to be immortal.

Here lies Raven. She was just a little bit worried.

Here lies Eka. She was like that.

Here lies Ceric. They did not have a good time.

Here lies Ambrena. They were a little bit of a better person.

Here lies Positive. She was a bit worried.

Here lies Theo. He was a temporary progress tutor.

Here lies Alora. She was wrong.

Here lies Sylvia. She was going to be in the office tomorrow and will be back in the office on Monday and Tuesday and Wednesday and Thursday this week and next week.