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Ok, so I was reading this news story:

I’ve pointed out to my friends that the fact that Kermit and Miss Piggy’s kids are like that means either

Just wanted to show u guys that in Muppets Most Wanted, Piggy fantasizes about her and Kermit having babies and this is what they look like

Recall that in The Great Muppet Caper, Kermit and Fozzie are brothers. And this was their dad (right):

I, for one, think Shrek handled interspecies coupling the best. By this I am of course talking about the Dronkeys.

I am reminded of Treasure Planet.

I always thought that in muppet movies like muppet Christmas Carol the characters are played by the muppets (so kermit is acting and playing the role of Bob rather than being him) so the kids in that film would just be other acting muppets right?

Last time I saw this

In Leo the Lion (2005) a lion and elephant have the most cursed hybrid children and I think yall should see them

Les dances à travers le monde

my favourite thing about this is some are very traditional dances integral to that country/culture; and some are one individuals favourite move

Tumblr I need everyone to log in rn because the most important, quotable, instantly iconic celebrity post of the century just dropped

A ship — a magnificent ship — full of gay men. And me.

The best part about turning 30 was, legitimately, unlocking the ability to use this image

My therapist (this a new one, not to be confused with the one I hit with my car) is a very straight-laced, youth pastor type guy who does not understand what I am talking about 90% of the time so honestly idk how effective he is as a therapist, but randomly he will zero in on one of my Brain Problems with complete clarity before going back to his default Straight And Neurotypical level of understanding of my general fuck-up-ery. Like I was trying to explain to him why I project so much onto certain fictional characters and why writing fanfiction about them is so cathartic for me, and I could tell I was losing him because he was having a hard time grasping the idea of just, fanfiction in general, but then he suddenly said, "it might feel safer for you to explore scary feelings with creative writing about fictional characters because you actually have control over the things you're writing, as opposed to in the real world, where you feel you have very little control over anything." And I was kind of reeling from that a little, because like, yeah, but then he said "and you use characters you like because it makes you happy to see them, like how I watch any movie that has The Rock starring in it, because it makes me happy to see The Rock." And then he just looked at me like