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damn this bus stop is perfect. now if we could just find somebody to stand upwind of everybody and smoke a decrepit cigarette they found in a tomb

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perverted-asexual

I'm sorry I keep posting my tiktok comments but please. What does this mean. What do people THINK shipping is for anymore???

scientistservant

pro-prin-prinny

AO3 authors in the lab creating ships purely for research purposes:

sarapsys

Creating ships for the tax write-off

goodfish-bowl

Creating ships to get that fucking whale.

preludeinz

creating ships to wedge into the Suez canal and disrupt global shipping

itsaboringname

creating ships to transport sex arses

supreme-leader-stoat

DNI if you've ever:

Been to Greenland

Been to Denver

Buried treasure in St. Louis (or St. Paul for that matter)

Been to Moscow

Been to Tampa

Been to Boston (only if you went during the fall, though)

Hoisted a mainstay

Swabbed a poop deck

Veered to starboard

You know what just DNI if you've ever sailed at all

Walked a gangplank

Owned a parrot (I shouldn't have to explain this one)

Been to Boston in the fall (cannot overstate this)

edgar-allan-possum

Okay, but what if I've never plucked a rooster and I'm not too good at ping-pong, and I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall, and I've never kissed a chipmunk and I've never gotten head lice, and I've never been to Boston in the fall?

supreme-leader-stoat

You're safe

gojosbf

Megan Thee Stallion as Choso from Jujutsu Kaisen

sindylewdwho

@creatingblackcharacters Black Anime rep by Megan once again 😍😍😍

#HHUUUUH #jjk #choso

maemaybe

I don't know who my intended audience is here, so whoever needs to hear this, I am begging you to learn to participate in conversations that are about things you aren't interested in.

Part of socializing and having friends is being a good listener even when you don't actually give a shit about the subject.

Your are hurting other people's feelings when you bluntly respond with "Anyway..." and then change the topic.

It can not always be about your preferred topic.

You are being rude. Yes, even if you are neurodivergent. You can be both autistic and rude.

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midwinterhunt

hot artists don't gatekeep

I've been resource gathering for YEARS so now I am going to share my dragons hoard

Floorplanner. Design and furnish a house for you to use for having a consistent background in your comic or anything! Free, you need an account, easy to use, and you can save multiple houses.

Comparing Heights. Input the heights of characters to see what the different is between them. Great for keeping consistency. Free.

Magma. Draw online with friends in real time. Great for practice or hanging out. Free, paid plan available, account preferred.

Smithsonian Open Access. Loads of free images. Free.

SketchDaily. Lots of pose references, massive library, is set on a timer so you can practice quick figure drawing. Free.

SculptGL. A sculpting tool which I am yet to master, but you should be able to make whatever 3d object you like with it. free.

Pexels. Free stock images. And the search engine is actually pretty good at pulling up what you want.

Figurosity. Great pose references, diverse body types, lots of "how to draw" videos directly on the site, the models are 3d and you can rotate the angle, but you can't make custom poses or edit body proportions. Free, account option, paid plans available.

Line of Action. More drawing references, this one also has a focus on expressions, hands/feet, animals, landscapes. Free.

Animal Photo. You pose a 3d skull model and select an animal species, and they give you a bunch of photo references for that animal at that angle. Super handy. Free.

Height Weight Chart. You ever see an OC listed as having a certain weight but then they look Wildly different than the number suggests? Well here's a site to avoid that! It shows real people at different weights and heights to give you a better idea of what these abstract numbers all look like. Free to use.

narrettwist

Homie gonna share this

greseadraws

tadc and backrooms being in the theaters at the same time was too funny to me, banishing caine to the backrooms

#tadc

possumsarenice

Shout everyone else taking the vow of silence today

#tadc

emmaklee

To honor Gaudi's centenary, LEGO built its biggest set in history: a 12,060-piece Sagrada Familia that mirrors the basilica's actual constru

aprillikesthings

isuggestkillingyourself

tactfulsaboteur

psybomb

Every time I see that last pic, I have to note that the funniest line is the one immediately after the highlight

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razerbackbitch

#ren

romanimp

when I read a medieval AU I don't just want the characters in flashy armour on a robin hood romp. I want them to fuck on an altar bearing a reliquary case that houses the severed head of a local cephalaphoric saint and it's never once questioned by the characters why the severed head is there. I want one of them to carry around a little painted pocket icon at all times that they picked up in Byzantium depicting the Archangel Michael in weirdly sexy contrapposto. I want a prudish character to complain about how often people are fucking on pilgrimage while another character walks by rocking a pewter pussy pendant they got on pilgrimage. I want a tired priest telling the local baker that she shouldn't rub bread all over her body as a love spell before feeding it to the object of her affections because "magic isn't real, madame, please....embrace God........."

odyver

alright I've got to do some quick math to explain attitudes towards AI to my boss.

we're looking to create an AI policy, and when we were talking about this, my boss (older millennial) was genuinely shocked to hear that younger people do not (seem) to view AI positively (a la the recent commencement speakers being booed)

please rb for larger sample size!

Question 1/3

What is your age, and do you feel AI is a net positive or net negative in our lives today?

under 18, AI is a net positive

under 18, AI is a net negative

18-29, AI is a net positive

18-29, AI is a net negative

30-45, AI is a net positive

30-45, AI is a net negative

46-60, AI is a net positive

46-60, AI is a net negative

over 60, AI is a net postive

over 60, AI is a net negative

Voting ended onJun 11

odyver

Question 2/3

How often do you visit or interact with museums/archives (whether in person or online)?

Frequently (multiple times per month)

Often (multiple times per year)

Occasionally (a couple times per year)

Rarely (once every couple of years)

Never :(

Voting ended onJun 11

odyver

Question 3/3

If you saw a museum was using AI in exhibits, marketing, research, etc., would you be more or less inclined to visit that museum?

under 18, more inclined

under 18, less inclined

18-29, more inclined

18-29, less inclined

30-45, more inclined

30-45, less inclined

46-60, more inclined

46-60, less inclined

over 60, more inclined

over 60, less inclined

Voting ended onJun 11

Thank you for helping with this data collection. Please rb for as big a sample as possible!

🫶

okayyoureacab

Hexagon Quilt

#faves

witchofanguish

orthogonal is actually a really good word, so this is entirely fair

witchofanguish

Seinfeld dialogue if they were on the Supreme Court

pathless-wood

Lawyer Richard Friedman: I think that issue is entirely orthogonal to the issue here because the Commonwealth is acknowledging--

Chief Justice Roberts: I'm sorry. Entirely what?

Lawyer Richard Friedman: Orthogonal. Right angle. Unrrelated. Irrelevant.

Chief Justice Roberts. Oh.

Justice Scalia: What was that adjective? I like that.

Lawyer Richard Friedman: Orthogonal.

Justice Scalia: Orthogonal?

Justice Kennedy: I knew this case presented us a problem.

Justice Scalia: I think we should use that in the opinion.

Chief Justice Roberts: Or the dissent.

--exchange during oral argument in Briscoe v. Virginia (2010)

#law stuff #lmao lawyers are all word nerds its just a thing

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innerchildabortionclinic

PARENT: I got "rubber duck" for my child's "bath" and she loves it.

AUTISM RESPONSE: Rubber ducks and other rubber bath toys can accumulate mold on the inside because of small holes underneath where moisture becomes trapped. The mold often goes unnoticed because it's not visible from the outside.

CORRECT RESPONSE(?): That's nice, I am unaware of how mold could impact this situation.

innerchildabortionclinic

Customer: Forgot to put my orange juice on the conveyer belt.

PENDING RESPONSE: That particular brand is currently being sued for sanitation issues in its factory the next town over

IMPORTANT NOTIFICATION⚠️: A grocery store cashier is supposed to successfully sell items to "customer"

black-quadrant

ADHD affects how I experience time, not how I experience attachment. I love you. I miss you. I just don't realize how long it’s been since I last said that, let alone messaged.

I understand that most normal functioning brains need regular engagement to maintain a bond. Absence doesn’t diminish my affection. My silence isn’t neglect or disinterest. It’s time blindness and object impermanence. The contact gap is purely neurological, not emotional. Thank you for being patient with my inconsistency and holding a seat in your heart for me.

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