your pants? already peed.

Every time I see that last pic, I have to note that the funniest line is the one immediately after the highlight

when I read a medieval AU I don't just want the characters in flashy armour on a robin hood romp. I want them to fuck on an altar bearing a reliquary case that houses the severed head of a local cephalaphoric saint and it's never once questioned by the characters why the severed head is there. I want one of them to carry around a little painted pocket icon at all times that they picked up in Byzantium depicting the Archangel Michael in weirdly sexy contrapposto. I want a prudish character to complain about how often people are fucking on pilgrimage while another character walks by rocking a pewter pussy pendant they got on pilgrimage. I want a tired priest telling the local baker that she shouldn't rub bread all over her body as a love spell before feeding it to the object of her affections because "magic isn't real, madame, please....embrace God........."

orthogonal is actually a really good word, so this is entirely fair

Seinfeld dialogue if they were on the Supreme Court

Sex scene as character study is so good. What is your relationship to your body? What is your relationship to your partner? What lessons have you absorbed from the culture about yourself as a sexual being? How much do you have to trust someone before being comfortable with intimacy? What fears and insecurities come to the fore for you when you take your clothes off? It's so good.

How do they communicate? How do they expect others to communicate? How well do they understand their body and their own capacity for pleasure? What do they tend to do to make their partner feel comfortable? How comfortable are they showing emotion in front of others? How much insight do they have into what their own emotions mean and are connected to? What are they focused on during the encounter? How conscious are they of exchanges of power and vulnerability? very very very good

he was actually a forestry graduate student who was doing research on bristlecone pines (Pinus langaevea) and got his increment borer stuck in the tree. this tool costs almost $800, so he asked the forest service if he could cut down the tree to recover the tool. after cutting it down, it became apparent that the tree was actually the oldest living organism. ever. (around 8,000 years old). so, not just some asshole. the guy feels extremely guilty and has even broken down in tears during an interview about the accident

its so different to know it was an accident and that NO ONE was aware until after. its not like this was one ignorant guy cutting down a fucking relic.

i Really love when two characters are really quite similar but in such a way that they just hate eachother onsight.. dog barking at a mirror type beef

For those who don't know: Ikumi Nakamura is the woman who was senior artist on Bayonetta, and designed the titular character along with Hideki Kamiya. Their greatest moment of bonding was over their insistence that Bayonetta keep her glasses on at all times. Nakamura cannot go to horny jail. She is the warden.

Happy pride month to her and her exclusively

happy pride