Your wholesome sleep paralysis demon

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

i wanna be so offline but unfortunately i love my mutuals and fanfiction

if you ribbon master pokemon i think ur the coolest in the world btw

Btw anyone who does that and sees this post is legally obligated to show pics/talk about their RMs because I always love hearing about other people's most beloved pokémon.

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

"rip lisa swallows you wouldve loved chappell roan" i know people mostly say this bc they look kinda similar but she literally says in the movie that she doesn't like pop music. the bands/artists we know for sure that she likes are bauhaus, the cure, joy division, peter murphy, and violent femmes (and if we're going by the soundtrack then also galaxie 500 and echo & the bunnymen and the pixies). pretty much all of these are goth/post punk. like the movie does have typically "girly" aesthetics a lot of the time but lisa herself is goth😭