best part of "die with a sword in my hand" is you know angus 1 is spinning hard enough in his grave to power the intergalactic dundonian space force

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best part of "die with a sword in my hand" is you know angus 1 is spinning hard enough in his grave to power the intergalactic dundonian space force

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(another fantastic piece of media from the r/Gloryhammer thread, by user u/LehBigBoi)
yeah thats them in a nutshell
people who feel the need to chime in on posts about not supporting hp because of jkr with AND THE BOOKS ARE AWFUL AND HORRIBLY BIGOTED TOO are so completely missing the point it's insane. the content of harry potter does not MATTER!!!! if it was the most perfectly unproblematic piece of media ever it would still be supporting jkr and her bigotry and that would be enough of a reason not to support it!!!! all you're doing is continuing to treat harry potter as something worthy of discussion instead of trying to kill its cultural relevance!!!! you are not an ally and i do not trust you!!!!
good omens is by and large a very good book with positive messages but i stopped posting about it after the neil gaiman stuff came to light bc the quality of the content doesn't fucking matter when we're talking about materially supporting people who wield their power & influence to harm others
You are never going to persuade me that the heroes and Zargothrax don’t have, like, drinking and gambling evenings, or outings at the local tavern.
You can’t go around for a thousand years just constantly hating each other’s guts. That’s exhausting. Even for immortal cyborgs, and evil wizards/their clones.
i like to think everyone minus angus does, bc their beef feels only professional. the various angi have legit reasons to beef with zarg, everyone else just does it to support him
Angus (your choice which one) joins them exactly once, but only because they got both him AND Zarg too drunk to give a shit. They do a groundbreaking duet at karaoke night and that single performance is the closest Fife has had to peace in centuries.
Prevs get peer reviewed <3
This post left a little bug in my brain and it wouldn’t leave me alone. Which is why I had to do a little thing.
I had that stupid *NSYNC song stuck in my head all day, which is why they’re singing it now. But I imagined that these two turned into the annoying kind of karaoke people who keep hogging the mic the entire evening, after they drank enough, and they sang all of the songs mentioned above.
And then went home, went to sleep and never talked about it ever again.

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apocalypse 1992 must’ve happened on like. december 31st 1992
You monster.
step one: replace entire personality with open, festering wound
step two: contort absolutely all stimuli in my environment to relate to the my wound in some manner, ideally one which justifies random acts of unbridled aggression and vengeance
step three: marry a girl with generational wealth
Ok here's the edited version too

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Okay but fanfic fodder aside, I don't think the Robot Prince does a lot of self maintenance:
He is, as his name/designation suggest, a Prince. He probably has a whole team of repair robots on standby back in Auchtertool who patch him up whenever he comes back from battle.
He probably knows how to do some minor self-repairs just like an average person knows how to treat a cut or a minor burn, but doesn't see the point if he'll get a thorough maintenance when he gets back.
Perhaps he just sucks at taking basic care of himself like all people who believe that it is their purpose to help others and thus spare little thought for themselves. It's not that he forgets (although sometimes he probably does), it's just all those popup alarms and error messages feel a lot less important than what he's currently doing so he just dismisses them most of the time.
"He Has Returned" sings that he seeks out epic battles to escape his destiny, aka to reign forevermore.
Why would you seek out battles to escape eternal dominion?
He is the Robot Prince. The legend. The demigod. The hero. How often do you think he gets to rest? How often do you think he gets to do something he Wants, not what's Expected or Foretold or Programmed into his circuits?
How often do you think he flies into battle just a little too fast, just a little too recklessly, ignores just a little too many system errors, hoping deep down that maybe this will be the one? Maybe this time he will escape destiny? Maybe this time he will be allowed to rest?
At the end of the day, he survives. He drags himself back to Auchtertool and lets himself get cobbled back together to optimal functionality. He is, after all, the Prince. He is needed. For as long as evil still prowls the decimated lands of Imperium Dundaxia, he is needed to help whatever few survivors remain.
He doesn't take very good care of himself, is what I'm getting at.
why are you dying with a sword in your hand hammer boy
figure of speech
What is funnier
Robot Prince is a skilled mechanic - it's first aid while avoiding your destiny
Robot Prince sucks at mechanics - you only think he can because he's a robot
The Prince is about as good at mechanics as an average person is at medicine - he can probably do some minor self repairs out in the field, but anything actually serious requires specialised repair and maintenance.
Angus II, on the other hand...
hey i have seen you reblog "i am Thinkimg . about the Character. and listening to a Song. i a m sure this will not have repercussions" 20 times
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Gloryhammer. New single. New animated music video. Evil wizard begrudgingly joins good guys to defeat bigger threat. We've been joking around about Angus V/Zarg enemies to lovers for several hours before the music video dropped and established a really cool really fun dynamic for them. Also made a 2nd cameo of my favourite character in this album which is either fanservice or foreshadowing and I can't tell which and it terrifies me.
So yeah. Posi very normal about it.

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Zargothrax, running into the room: Hey, everybody! Sorry I’m late, I was doing stuff!
Angus, running in after him: YOU PUSHED ME DOWN THE STAIRS!
Just noticed Angus tinkering with Holo-letius!
How the f did they manage to kill a dead guy