Your wholesome sleep paralysis demon

My little brother insisted if I was going to post about him, he wanted a cut of the "profits". When I explained to him that Tumblr isn't monetized, and is pretty pointless, he and my older brother pointed out that he'd still be bringing me "fame and notoriety" if the post got "big". So we agreed, if the post hit 10k notes, which seemed extremely farfetched and silly at the time, I'd take my little brother out for sushi (his favorite food) and let him eat as much as he wants.

"Mighty Wings."

Like even back in Maleficus Geminus he was all "Okay gang the Zargies have both the Knife AND the Laserblaster so our whole quest might be royally fucked ☝️UNLESS☝️we hit up this one guy I know. Now sit tight as I tell you all about how awesome he is along with the sickest guitar riff you've ever heard in your entire lives. Trust me y'all it's the only way, he'll totally even the scales and guarantee our victory because he's awesome and mighty and powerful and have I mentioned his awesome wings and laser eyes and sickass powersteel armour. Well I'm gonna do it all again in another single along with MORE infodumping about his past accomplishments AND a whole music video about us being besties and him flying me across the skies on his mighty wings and fighting alongside me against hordes of robot zombies and breaking through the influence of the Knife of Evil for me and and and and-"

I genuinely wonder if people realize how many projects get abandoned because the readership "wasn't there", when in reality, the readership just stayed silent. It's a big thing in trad pub that book series get discontinued because readers pirate the books or wait until the series is finished to buy a copy, leading the publisher to think that nobody actually wants the book enough to continue the series, but it happens with indie creators too.

I've said this before in a different way, and this post said it so well. With real examples. If you like something, tell people.

"Mighty Wings."

Like even back in Maleficus Geminus he was all "Okay gang the Zargies have both the Knife AND the Laserblaster so our whole quest might be royally fucked ☝️UNLESS☝️we hit up this one guy I know. Now sit tight as I tell you all about how awesome he is along with the sickest guitar riff you've ever heard in your entire lives. Trust me y'all it's the only way, he'll totally even the scales and guarantee our victory because he's awesome and mighty and powerful and have I mentioned his awesome wings and laser eyes and sickass powersteel armour. Well I'm gonna do it all again in another single along with MORE infodumping about his past accomplishments AND a whole music video about us being besties and him flying me across the skies on his mighty wings and fighting alongside me against hordes of robot zombies and breaking through the influence of the Knife of Evil for me and and and and-"

"Mighty Wings."