cal kestis. rise, jedi knight.

how the hell do people work full time AND work out. and also eat. i feel like a dvd player

reblog if you remember having to ration your text messages and accidentally opening the internet on your phone was the end of the world

tumblr is about tricking smart and funny and talented people into following me

often you will see things online where you just have to be like "what a strange thing to say" or "i don't think that's true :)" to yourself and try to move on or you will lose your mind

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

yall gotta be nicer about m/f  bc sometimes u guys like the blandest gay sutff ive ever seen in my life

gonna add onto this you all gotta stop acting like m/f is just cishet when bisexual people exist and straight trans people exist.

last add on alot of m/f ships of poc or white/poc ship are constantly downplayed for bland white m/m or f/f ships

#also sometimes u guys r just fuckig misogynist. abt the women in m/f ships. sorry

unfortunately, i want to be adored.